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@mike1zr2

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We're all fucked. Hookers/Blow 2028. Fuck the ATF. Salma Hayek stan. BULLPUP DISRESPECTER.

Somewhere in the mitten
Joined December 2011
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
2 years
@SomeWelder You can only stick your finger in so many animal's asses before the law of averages comes a knockin.
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.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
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GM. Roll Tide.
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
9 hours
😭😭😭
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
11 hours
Oh. My. God. 🥵
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
12 hours
God, I love Ricky.
@FireNewz
Bruce 🐝
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🤣 “I’m a pansexual, I’m a lesbian……..” I pee’d a little.
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@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
15 hours
Walker's Razor Slim Earmuffs for $24.49, retail $31.56! Buy via Amazon --> https://t.co/iXwJ6svxXz
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
21 hours
Bushnell unavailable for comment.
@MusafirNafar
Musafir
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🇺🇸US Veterans burn their uniforms in memory of Aaron Bushnell. 🇵🇸
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
2 days
Bag secured
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.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
2 days
@justice_Tyr22 .360 claims another one
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.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
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Bag secured
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
2 days
I claim Tijuana as mine.
@defense_civil25
US Homeland Security News
2 days
🚨Alert: Panic in Mexico City as Cartel controlled President of Mexico: Claudia Sheinbaum declares: “If the world does not unite against Trump, then everyone is targeted and condemned to doom!” She knows Mexico is next!!
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
2 days
That's a god damned lynx
@catwithaura
Cats with Aura 😺
2 days
Maincoons always look like they're going to send you on a quest
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
3 days
Tweets from the past.
@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
20 days
You mean OUR oil and tankers?
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@bdfocht83
Brett
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
4 days
Coming home and taking your thermal layers off has gotta be the equivalent to a woman coming home taking her bra off.
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
4 days
Me and who?
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
4 days
We vibin
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@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
5 days
Walker's Unisex-Adult Razor Quad Muff for $27.42, retail $49.99! Buy via Amazon --> https://t.co/nythps3UYN
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
6 days
What else would you do if you only worked half a day?
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
6 days
This dude looks like @50cent is about to put out a documentary on him.
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
6 days
"Important documents were stolen from our daycare such as student, employee info, & checkbooks"
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@mike1zr2
.416 Burrito--HonkyKong
6 days
Dropping the Cosby's off at the pool. Taking the Brown's to the Super Bowl
@otokyo__
Tokyo
6 days
This should be fun 😂
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