I feel like the more people say Hi to me in the morning the more I feel disdaine for them #Just_Leave_Me_Alone

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We are all Buckeyes tonight

Walked in to the office and was told we have bagels and it's mandatory that I be happy today. Guess I'm looking for a new job today.

Yessss! I am now a proud patron of TimeGhost on @patreon, and you should be too: #NewPatron

Guy just walked out of Great Clips with his hands in the air and yelled, "Finally". #recallwhitmer

It's always nice to hear that I like the way you put on a fake smile.

Fun things I hear at work: I don't even know where Dick's is.

79 strips of bacon minus your age plus 40 eggs = the last two digits of your birth year. Did it work?

I'm not wearing a costume! - https://t.co/7z6UURKxyu https://t.co/QIqZvaaD0o I don't understand why people keep asking me what I dressed up as.

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I hate it when someone takes a day off and when they come in the next day their first words to me aren't, "I'm giving my notice".

Half hour in to a new week and annoying voices already have me with my earbuds on.

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I hear people goofing off all day at work and it doesn't bother me but my neighbor takes a 2 minute personal call and my ear buds are on and I'm annoyed for the rest of the day.

I can't believe I made it thru this Monday morning without someone saying something stupid to me, except Good Morning, which doesn't count since that's just annoying.

I pull in to the parking lot at work and either say "Damn It!" or "Yes" depending on if one car is there.

I hate walking in to the bathroom at work and wanting to walk back out and holding it for 8 hours because some sick bastard stunk up the place #see_a_doctor

Your boss shouldn't have to yell out of her office, "you can go home", because you are coughing so much and infecting the whole office with your tuberculosis.