the first american car company to gift a fleet of electric vehicles to the usps will win that game i think. Isn’t that what avoiding taxes and stuff means, that you give back eventually right? #nowsthetime

Not having had covid yet is starting to feel like a new type of virginity

The story of America captured on a box of butter. They removed the Native — but they kept the land.

defiantly a tiger 🐅

Live your life in such a way that if you die at 99 it’s still too soon. #BettyWhite

don’t start feeling lonely

i tried being a burden but I didn’t weigh enough

i bet old telegraph men and women were wonderful lovers .-..-…——.-….——-….-..-…..—…….—-/////:,:?-;,/,/(/,/,/?/?.?:$;$;&&(;&;$;&;&;&5&(&45&!(!(!3!:!;!!

y’all are pushing me to the jar jar brink

hi 👋 what did I miss ?

It's time to start putting my thoughts back into the void. Here we go.

Why have I never had wine and vanilla ice cream before. Wasted so much time.

Fake it till your haters ask if you're hiring. Then hire them so your business will succeed cuz you have no clue what you're doing.

Totally 4:20ied 4:20 and missed it.

En Route towards Boise Idaho I could not be more excited to see my long time friends who I will…

In a town that thrives on people wanting individuality I find myself in Ogden Utah. A place…

Tbf = to be fair. Right?

I tried bartending sober last night. Worst mistake of 2016.

Cut my tongue out I'll still survive. Cuz I've never been good at speaking my mind.

@OwlTusks but I need to take care of those belly buttons.