The first 3 seasons of Come Dine With Me South Africa is a trainwreck and borderline offensive. And I love every minute. It’s the best thing ever made.

Wanna know how my life is going? Majid Jordan performed tonight and didn’t play the two songs I like the most - Life 2 and Hands Tied 🤡😂. #MilkCookiesFest

Nah. Episode 7 of #ITWelcomeToDerry is trying to “My Girl” us and it’s working 🙆🏽‍♂️😮‍💨.

The one that they really love is the one they lose.

Celia Imrie always owns up ladies and gentlemen. Legend behaviour if you ask me. 😂 #CelebrityTraitors

Now, the thing about us is, we’re from different planets.

Still on a high from @Jessiereyez in 🇿🇦! Not coming down till next pay day.✌🏽

You can spend 3 hours in the gym but God forbid you spring clean your home.

Somebody tell Dua Lipa - she’s still where I left her.

God I love it when my teams send me a canceled meeting notification.

This lady came up to me and said she liked my fit and said her son dresses similar.

Her pj pants glows in the dark. 🤔

You say you in your soft girl era but you swear my poes every second day.

Petra is a party 😂. #TheStudio

You'll Never Walk Alone ❤️

Joni Mitchell never lies.

Confidence placed in riches comes to nothing.

My night of the year, hands down and it’s only Jan! Thank you @KAYTRANADA for the opportunity sir. #MCMW25 #TasteTheMusic

One of my wishes for 2025 is for uber vehicles to stop smelling like sleep.

Take That Greatest Day in the beginning of Anora is a musical trap. It makes you feel fake emotions. Beautifully placed if you ask me.