We're one week away from the next Secrets for Strangers. Join me, @IanBoothby, @mightyjoanna, and @dylanrhymer November 13 at 9pm at Little Mountain Gallery for a comedy show you don't want to miss! https://t.co/nC6CfSXcyo

OH phone call on the sidewalk... "...SO WHAT WE DO AND YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY THIS THIS IS A SECRET OKAY BUT WE TAKE A SACRED FROG AND WE..." ...aaaand lost in the crowd.

But if I leave the house today, who's going to be here to say "oooo, good stretch!" to my cat?

Whew! What a week - putting together 3 shows with @IanBoothby for the Vancouver Fringe Festival with only a few days notice and no time for marketing was a ton of work, but a heck of a lot of fun! Thank you to our amazing performers and to everyone who came out to the shows!

The word "dongle" is too weird, and we all know it. This has gone on too long.

My body's a temple, but like, a fun one with cheezies.

Tomorrow! This is going to be a heck of a fun show. It's @IanBoothby , me, Riel Hahn, Gina Harms, and Amanda Smith! Come ! Tickets $12 advance or $15 at the door. https://t.co/aN6fQY4N2d

Glass slippers?! Like... shoes made of glass?? That fairy godmother was straight up not a nice lady.

Legend. 🥹💙

I'd never survive A Quiet Place, I bump into way too much furniture.

Sometimes I have imposter syndrome about being a person.

Toniiiiiight! Let's do this! Head down to @RioTheatre for the latest, greatest, and funniest Critical Hit Show yet! 7pm. Done miss it!

This time of year there's always a bunch of adolescent birds around being awkward. Teenage crow is like RAH I aM a CrOW! No you're not sweetie. But keep at it, you'll get there. 🖤

The govt agent looking at my phone search history has no idea what they've gotten themselves into.

I can't believe it's almost time for another Critical Hit Show! Join us Wednesday, June 26 at @RioTheatre for our latest hilarious adventure! Tickets at https://t.co/R0z7CrfWfd!

Today's sudden and miraculous recovery from blackest despair brought to you by: lunch.

The next chapter of the Critical Hit Show is coming up next week!! (And let's be honest - you don't need to know anything about the previous chapter.) #dndlive ⚔️ @critshow

I'm listening to Muse, and all of a sudden the flight of the pigeon outside the skytrain window seems RIDICULOUSLY epic.

I just remembered that when I was little I had a game I LOVED called Pick Up Sticks. It was a game where we... picked up sticks. Man. Simpler times.

Whatever you've done so far today, you deserve a little treat.