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@midwitbutler
jervis
6 hours
was not meant for this, but magic line i drew a while ago has ~80 as the bottom. old magic is the most powerful?
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@midwitbutler
jervis
3 days
orange marmalade is overrated. paddington lied people died
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@midwitbutler
jervis
7 days
68% of the time it works every time
@TheEconomist
The Economist
7 days
The world may be predicting a stockmarket crash. That does not mean it is prepared for the consequences https://t.co/uoEC8mpnDj
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@midwitbutler
jervis
7 days
i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by memes, starving hysterical naked,
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@midwitbutler
jervis
10 days
we have most of the ingredients for the next leg up: govt reopening nvda earnings epstein files buyers?
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@midwitbutler
jervis
10 days
cathie wood, tom lee, and a mcdonald's sandwich?
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@midwitbutler
jervis
11 days
thinking how many episodes of tv i could have watched instead of knowing about that deaf guy gabagool who bought two toyotas or whatever
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@midwitbutler
jervis
16 days
wordle counter indicator?
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@midwitbutler
jervis
17 days
if we're headed for the soup kitchens, why aren't you long soup?
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@midwitbutler
jervis
18 days
we've entered the "i don't know how to use the photocopier" phase of ai. the true turing test has been passed
@TheStalwart
Joe Weisenthal
18 days
WTF, laziest shit I've ever seen
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@midwitbutler
jervis
19 days
goodness gracious. what a game
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@midwitbutler
jervis
19 days
holy mackerel
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@midwitbutler
jervis
21 days
the british pound
@LBC
LBC
21 days
Andrew had '40 prostitutes brought to his five-star Thailand hotel room' during four-day taxpayer funded trip
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@midwitbutler
jervis
21 days
people are freaking out too much about prediction market manipulation. it's a feature, not a bug
@midwitbutler
jervis
3 months
rigging as a service. a perfect marriage of prediction markets and the gig economy
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@midwitbutler
jervis
22 days
i'm not losing money, i'm gaining tax assets
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@midwitbutler
jervis
24 days
we have jeremy strong, daniel radcliffe, & sydney sweeney at home
@GQMagazine
GQ Magazine
24 days
“Everything we’ve covered in the show is coming to a head with the Trump administration in a very weird way,” Liz Franczak says. https://t.co/NCT94aPGGx
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@midwitbutler
jervis
27 days
born to retire off one trade, forced to baghold to zero
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@midwitbutler
jervis
28 days
cb ig 🤞
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@midwitbutler
jervis
1 year
for all the talk of crypto speedrunning finance, it mostly feels like we got hardstuck in the perpetual fraud of the 20s
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@midwitbutler
jervis
30 days
who up trying to forgive me my trespasses?
@midwitbutler
jervis
2 years
airdrops are like crypto indulgences ight you got me, i have sinned but pls let me off the hook one last time and wagmi bro pls
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