#jayslater

Rowan knew.

My spirit animal

Got some good news 🙌 . I've had a solid shite 💩.1st for 6 days. Over the fucking moon.🤗

Good afternoon cockwombles 🙋‍♂️. Old skool classic 🤭

#Lionesses .I can get my shots on target 💦💦

I wasn't far off 🤣🤣. Quality pens yet again 🥺.

#Euro2025 .Great news drinkers & publicans. 🍻🍻. Pubs will stay open until the penalty shootout is completed 👌 . So that's gonna be around 4am.

You can tell the chemicals have kicked in. I've just watched 8 minutes of treacles footy 😳😖. At least I'm getting some extra 🍻 tokens.

Cum again 💦

Munchies 😋

Keighley Cougars. FFS!. The game's lost

#Euro2025 good job treacles 👍

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Not guilty M'Lord .Who says Suffolk is slow n boring.

Good afternoon cockwombles 🙋‍♂️ . Whoop whoop ✊️🏳️‍🌈💩

Timmy Mallet. Yeah me right now. Wide afuckinwake 🥳🤯.

There should be a rule that blokes when fucked in their own property are allowed to sit down for a piss. Nearly did two dive bombs in the bog trying to get the whistle to aim straight on my last assignment.

Cheers @darranknott for sending me this shite. 😤.Consider yourself buying the beers in London in 3 weeks 🤝🏻

Oi @UberAbdul Fam. Giz a lift down the petrol station, need to see yo's cousin for rizla & pork scratchings innit. Can yo put it on tick cos my PIP didn't pay 😒 . Bless brother Fam 🤜🏻🤛🏽.