Wish I got to ask Sunak a question at one of these things. Mine would be: “It feels like everything in the country is broken but you just keep wanging on about tax cuts. Is that because you don’t know how to fix anything so thought you’d bung us a bribe instead?”

"why is that parties make promises but when they get in nothing happens". Ooh, I know the answer to this one! It's because the public are idiots who want magical promises

Old enough to remember shy tories

I feel seen

A good day

Who screwed up the @guardian app with this pointless, dopey redesign?

Oh Kier. You can’t sell hope when you look sad

2FA is the wrong solution

I think OpenAI are trying to demonstrate that we need artificial intelligence because the human variety isn’t working too well

The truly bizarre thing about all this Rwanda nonsense is that it very obviously won’t stop a single boat 🤷‍♂️

Poor old Gove, eh. Though making an enemy of him doesn’t usually go well…

I can hear the sound of evaporating moats

Cuts deep

Pothole hotline is the new traffic cone hotline

The only AI product I want is a watering can that can tell how much water each plant needs

I bet nobody goes to jail for this shit

Wondering if a flea circus has flea clowns

Making toys is fun

“There are so many Delanys that it’s difficult to take the full measure of his influence.”

I love all the crazy kinds of people in Zelda: the bird people, the fish people, the rock people, the women people. Inventive stuff!