Michelle Collins
@michcoll
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Live @joespub Oct 22 LISTEN to The Michelle Collins Show with some of your faves co-hosting every week laughs guaranteed no refunds xo
Joined June 2009
A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.
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I’m scheduling time to binge this
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I love the Luann representation
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Posted a lilllllll carousel over you know where but if ur 2lazy2swipe just tap here for tix to see me live in NYC Weds —> https://t.co/mRSjGoZCSQ
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I watched the Six Feet Under finale at a party with college friends with all of us collectively screaming and crying. It’s one of my fondest memories.
“You can’t take a picture of this, it’s already gone.” One of the most haunting final lines in television.
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These days Housewives is nothing but liars https://t.co/7IlHCXDfXr
Brian Moylan’s Housewives Institute presents its official taxonomy of the myriad lies the ladies tell, from the silly delusions that keep these shows humming to the fireable offenses.
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By the way, this was said lovingly haha. I won’t stand for OC slander.
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There is no question the locals thought they were sex workers (I say this with a certain authority having lived there)
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Is this the Soup Man? #rhoslc
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Hello, here is a new episode of I Said No Gifts! with the wonderful @michcoll, please enjoy https://t.co/BpFDF069K8
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They’re feeding them papaya as a reward… best beachside diarrhea I’m guessing.
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Wow @michcoll’s influence
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Some of these Housewives are taking BravoCon a little too literally.
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I know people say this but truly crying
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Loving these upgrade list abbreviations. Rooting for Dump & Mess ❤️
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It’s another one of those historic days where being a housewives fan really pays off
#EXCLUSIVE 🚨 'RHOP' star Wendy Osefo and her husband booked on fraud charges in Maryland. https://t.co/VBUpdf6UbQ
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