Michelle Collins
@michcoll
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https://t.co/GBqjQHYkLF THE MICHELLE COLLINS SHOW with new episodes every day, best cohosts on any pod give it a listen
Joined June 2009
A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.
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LA I'm bringing my new show Wait, Why Don't I Know You? to Dynasty Typerwriter @JoinTheDynasty for one night only October 1!! Get your tickets here: and NYC @JoesPub tickets are almost gone, get in there before it's too late:
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And while we’re in the clapping mood (coming to america) great funny and friendly cabin crew on my flight UA17 into Newark 👏👏.
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Happy birthday! Wish we could celebrate in the third row of an orphan musical together. Next time!!! Love you! ❤️.
Did a TV thing and now taking a red eye to Silver Cliff Wisconsin for my birthday! Marinetti County Fair tea.
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A big thanks to Channi at the @united desk at @HeathrowAirport Terminal 2. Nice guy with a big smile has been working there for 40 years, made my travel day a little brighter.
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I was gifted a labubu today and hate to say I loved every second of it. This also means the trend is dead sorry to report.
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I went here when I was 19 and was just floating minding my business when I felt something under my hand and an old man floating next to me snuck his junk under my hand and smiled.
Depressed because I’ve never played chess with the homies at the Széchenyi Thermal Baths in Budapest.
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This is the closest I’ve felt to on-screen representation
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Not me blowing kisses to Rodney as he left the train in Brussels 😂.
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I want to give a special thanks to Rodney & Pradis on the @Eurostar @EurostarUK who saved me from what was about to be a literal trip from hell. (Sitting in between 4 crying children under the age of 6 with parents who were laughing?) They are kings!! ❤️.
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My friend is in Venice for normal people vacation and is sending me these boots on the ground pics of Bezos guests heading to the ceremony…. eat the rich but also wowowowowoowwow can’t help but get excited
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As someone with misophonia, my dislike for Sabalenka is visceral. How is this even allowed?! LET’S GO COCO. #rolandgarros.
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(Let it be known I love a good TSA employee truly always down for a laugh).
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