Think the Del Monte is being switched for these two as we watch... #aplaceinthesun

Having a committee decide who should or shouldn't be in the play offs is just bizarre and is open to favouritism and corruption ...A soccer style league system needs to be put in place to stop this nonsense .#cfbplayoffs #GoIrish

Lost count how many injury time goals we've conceded ...Didn't take our chances and Miley shoots like feckin Almiron. #nufc

A mate (not a Murphy fan) says that you can tell in the first ten minutes if Jacob is going to have a good game or not ...Not sure about that but, he's proving his theory so far . 😉#nufc

Been on that bridge at Borgo a Mozzano ... #aplaceinthesun

Like Lisa Nandy ,I just don't see why David Lammy should be anywhere near the cabinet....Another with a degree in " Waffleology" #bbcbreakfast #r4today

We don't pay this slimy suckhole £200,000 a year for "his judgement" ..#r4today #BBCBreakfast

It's a bit mad that Lane Kiffin salary is nearly three times more than Matt LaFleur. #CFBPlayoff #GoIrish

Thinking of writing to Nick Knowles to get a few hundred locals to build the new stadium on " DIY SOS"#nufc

Simpleton Gullis joins Reform reassured that " The Leopards will not eat his face" #r4today #thismorning

September 2029: Hi folks ,welcome to Whack-a-mole TV, your exclusive provider of the newly independent Miami football team ...After a surprise loss to Florida A&M the 0-2 canes have a must win game against Bethune -Cookson in front of an expectant crowd .. #goirish

Set up in 2010 by David Cameron's Tory admin, this is the first Labour govt the OBR has had to work with .It is a quango that has never been elected by anybody and has no authority to tell a govt what to do .#r4today #bbcbreakfast

Paqueta must have had a cheeky £20 ..#nufc #WHULIV

A while ago someone Tweeted " Fullback Mountain" 😂 ...Said it against City but we look a different side with these two in the team ..#nufc

#SaturdayMotivation #Caturday

Wow ...Kansas running at will against Utah, turn the ball over for a THIRD time near the goal line .Utah turn it into a pick six ..The Jayhawks have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory as only they can .#goIrish #CFBPlayoff

Kansas(5-6) manhandling Utah. How are the Utes ranked 13? They look so soft and slow .#goIrish #CFBPlayoff

David looks totally pist off listening to the Chuckle Brothers #aplaceinthesun

If I was him I'd be looking around Pescara or Teramo...He'd need more than the 45 grand though . #aplaceinthesun

I'm half expecting this guy to rock up in his smoking jacket ,glass of brandy smoking a Hamlet ...#aplaceinthesun