Michael Empric
@michaelempric
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@guinnessworldrecords official adjudicator & spokesperson. Duffy stan. ✈️🏰🛳🗽🧸🍸🛂📺 🏳️🌈
New York, NY
Joined November 2009
10 years ago, I wrote a cold letter to Guinness World Records suggesting they give me a job. Last Sunday, I sipped coffee while watching a story about life as an Adjudicator.
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The best moment of #LoveIslandUSA 2025 was Chris saying his highlights in the villa were 1) seeing his mom, and 2) playing basketball with the guys while Huda sat across the dining table and glared at him 💔
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I’ve asked to speak to the hotel director or any officers, and the guest services staff won’t let me? This will be the 3rd night with 80+ temps and no AC in our room. Is there anyone who can help? The ship staff has not assisted in any way and we’re dying in the room at night.
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Hi @PrincessCruises , we have no air conditioning or heat in our cabin on the Island Princess several days into our 18 day LA-NY Panama Canal cruise, and staff onboard is basically giving us shoulder shrugs and “whatever” vibes.
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We are several days into an 18 dayLA-NY Panama Canal sailing on the Island @PrincessCruises So far, our cabin has not had AC or heat. Guest services onboard is basically like “we know, whatever” and won’t let me speak to the hotel director or any officers. Is this normal?
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Many don’t realize that the first people Hitler sent to his concentration camps weren’t everyday Jewish citizens, but his political opponents. So, when Trump rants about retribution, locking up his opponents, and giving them “very long sentences,” I can’t help but take him
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The DNC roll call has basically turned into Eurovision 12 points for Kamala Harris 💕
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The @ATT coverage at the new @JFKairport @Uber & @lyft pickup lot is so bad, I was unable to get a wireless signal for 10+ minutes to request a ride. Something needs to be done urgently.
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Also, how have the producers not been like “STOP YOUR DISHWASHER FROM BLINKING!”
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The real question is whether or not the AI will call out the shabby Saran wrap on the balconies. #TheCircleNetflix
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Um, the @AmericanExpress centurion lounge at JFK is just closed today, even though the app says it’s open? Theres a random sign on the door saying “closed for maintenance.”
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Eurovision said tickets to the 2023 final sold out in 36 minutes. Ticketmaster’s latest saga comes after its chaotic sale of Taylor Swift tour tickets.
washingtonpost.com
Eurovision said tickets to the 2023 final sold out in 36 minutes. Ticketmaster’s latest saga comes after its chaotic sale of Taylor Swift tour tickets.
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After waiting 45 minutes for a gate, we are now over 45 minutes for bags at JFK.
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Not sure what the deal is… this is where delta used to excel.
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Ugh, @delta ops at JFK are a mess? Landed almost 45 minutes ago, and are still waiting for a gate. Literally, no where to put us at T4.
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Last year we rented a Tesla for fun when visiting family in Texas. The car randomly freaked out and slammed on the brakes while going 75 mph on I-37. The only reason we weren’t rear-ended was because of the lack of other cars on the road.
I obtained surveillance footage of the self-driving Tesla that abruptly stopped on the Bay Bridge, resulting in an eight-vehicle crash that injured 9 people including a 2 yr old child just hours after Musk announced the self-driving feature. Full story: https://t.co/LaEvX9TzxW
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Also, did #CNNNYE cut the budget for remotes? The whole point of the show was watching CNN personalities doing messy coverage from random American cities.
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