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@michaelacoletta

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@michaelacoletta
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*monkey smashing cymbals*
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although i’ve been publicly saying it for years, FUCK Chris D’elia. he solicited nudes off of me when i was 17 years old and constantly messaged me whenever he was touring vancouver and asked me to come backstage to his shows.
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Start your days at 5am… trust me
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getting completely naked for my booster shot
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@SofaKingSha there’s a huge difference buying nudes off of an adult and using your power to get nudes off of an underage girl. fucked up you cant see that.
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@michaelacoletta
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i am so unsurprised that multiple girls are coming out with almost the exact story as mine. it’s a known fact he’s a fucking perv and he plays those roles perfectly when acting lmao.
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@michaelacoletta
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can you watch him while i smoke
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landlord is coming over gotta hide the fuck machine
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@michaelacoletta
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so excited to do shoots like these with my future family <3
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u gon suck whatever the fuck i pull out this diaper
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if i was a minion i would be the one that was sucking and fucking all the other little minions dicks
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@michaelacoletta
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who’s dick do i gotta suck to suck a dick around here!
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i would put stuart little in a blender
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@michaelacoletta
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this is from my ex boyfriend in highschool. y’all wanted proof here ya go!
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@michaelacoletta oh I remember this clear as day, we were dating for I think three years at this point. I remember laying in bed one night and a notification pops up on your phone from him with some extra creepy context within. Fuck this guy extra hard lmao
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@michaelacoletta
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to all my haters … keep sucking , i’m about to CUM !!!!!
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@michaelacoletta
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1 year
he’s so sweet ♥️ he’s making me dinner ♥️
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@michaelacoletta
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@DaveChoate no i’m begging for money from men there’s a difference.
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say what you want about onlyfans but i was able to afford my dream car in just a couple years
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@michaelacoletta
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what i see vs what the cops gun sees
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@michaelacoletta
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i think staying away from mirrors on psychedelics is a something that ugly people say because whenever i look in the mirror on drugs i just think about how pretty i am
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@michaelacoletta
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i’m saying yay during sex cuz i’m having so much fun
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@michaelacoletta
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@ssdated apparently it’s a known thing he’s a perv in hollywood 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@kelcynical underneath this sweet is also a convo with a follower about how he tried to fly his friend out to LA which he also tried to do to me too.
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fucking with a condom on smells like a tire fire
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beer is good if you like being really full and not that drunk
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puff puff pass <3
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smoking so much weed i become infertile
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i’m so sorry but we have to put down your golden retriever boyfriend
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to someone like me , crazy frog is normal
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@michaelacoletta
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i will never date a man that takes selfies i want him to cut wood and go to war
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@egrojasile agreed, thank you! ♥️♥️
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fuck me @ericandre
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this guy in the tattoo bed next to me is getting a pirate ship with a bitcoin flag on it
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@newbamewhodues it was 8 years ago and i was 17.. do you have literally any screenshots from 8 years ago?
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they won’t hire me at the sucking dick factory they said im overqualified
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i look like this
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In the wilderness
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i’m the michael phelps of smoking weed
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@FinessaFudges let’s go mom
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i love sucking on the gatorade nipple that’s my mommy
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@newbamewhodues yeah you should also probably believe the multiple other stories and screenshots from other girls too :)
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scraping stuart little off the bottom of my shoe
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mfs asking are you introverted or extroverted bitch i’m perverted!
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everyone say “yeehaw cowboy!” for good luck or die
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just spent $2000 to have sex with a horse
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does hating theatre kids make me homophobic
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i’m 5’3 but my titties 6ft
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my flaw is my pussy gets too wet
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i would lock my car doors if i saw any of you out on the street
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women be sitting
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i love standing in the fridge at 2 am and eating all the ingredients of a sandwich separately
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logging on to twitter to tweet my silly little jokes and get cancelled in my silly little community
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look at this , incredible
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how i feel being romantically involved with any man i’m a year older than
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my horny ass could NOT live next to hasbulla
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what if i was a sexy girl with big round boobies and a bouncy juicy ass and really pretty hair ….
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me in the group chat
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People throwing eggs and water at a woman in a pink dress and tiara
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i’m putting marcel the shell in my mouth and chewing
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it’s my birthday i’m all growed up
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i love dating apps
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@newbamewhodues bandwagon? i have been public about this for years. again i was SEVENTEEN.
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i don’t recognize crazy frog without his penis
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brave! woman admits she likes her side profile
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going to the Rock And Roll Show tonight
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i am no longer a mother! sorry i mean girlfriend. what i’m trying to say is that i’m single.
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being scary
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oh c’mon
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hanging out at a kkk rally and shaking my head so everyone knows i disagree
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shooting myself in the face at the end of their performance to forever change their bond and the trajectory of their lives forever
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"Karma Chameleon" is taking over the New York Subways!
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men used to go to war now they’re in my dms saying “please goddess let me smell your feet”
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i’m crushing cans with my tits at the local dump to help out
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it is my birthday , peace and love everybody
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2 weeks ago my ex said he was going to kill himself because i dumped him and now he’s a 28 year with man with a girls name in his bio and god i have never been happier to be out of that hell
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just found this in one of my more recent emails i was able to get into. mind you this was years after his first messages to me also. he did this whenever he was in vancouver touring, i ignored them all.
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lying and spreading misinformation on the internet for no reason
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do you wanna hang out
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i understand you have all started following me now and i love it and am so thankful for all the support but i am so sorry to disappoint you guys but my tweets are... bad.
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@castleblack__ ah yes... my shoulders
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shower sex is good because one of you gets to be cold and the other gets to drown
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okay tap in for goblin chat this time it’s not a joke ill actually make it
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i just bought a tarantula will you help me name it
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i think everyone should be drunk all the time
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what do you mean everyone can see my tweets
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i am going to fuck mr. peanut
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mcchicken
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i am inside your house
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say happy birthday
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