.death card.

Dawg no way 😂

*narrator voice* "little did he know, that what was next... was the same thing... again."

just wanted to pop in to say, your vote doesnt matter and we're fucked either way...

Chimera Guitar Playthrough https://t.co/W9DuF55KFw

gold.

to whom it may concern: not everything is about you.

40% of the garage scraped and only the whole house left... ima be big swole by the end of this...

if yall all nauseous about the dahmer show, wait till they make one about ed gein...

ive never in my life heard anything this sexy.... ive listened to it at least 50 times in the last day.

in april 2020 my work started requiring masks on site, they finally just said friday that we can stop wearing them... i remember thinkin masks would only last like 2 months tops smh.

most stressful month of my life, but it about to be worth it...

social media has turned into people making everything that happens in the world about them and/or turning everything political, and i aint about that so i ghosted... I just wanna make dick jokes bruh.

oh yeahhh.

my apartment rent stayed the same for 2 years, then went up $200/month last year, and going up another $200/month next year... naw im good.

just wanted everyone to know, im 33 years old and finally grew into Medium sized shirts... thanks to everyone that believed in me.

mid 20s i had a harley, never got a motorcycle license, never renewed the plates for three years and rode around like an idiot and didnt care... now i drive like 6mph over the speed limit lookin in the rearview for cops thinkin "bruh im wildin out right now."

i still have never got Covid. well, at least that ive noticed.

its a good day.

*gas prices go up* republicans: "fuck you biden" democrats: "the president doesnt control gas prices" *gas prices start going down* democrats: "thank you biden" republicans: "the president doesnt control gas prices"

unpopular opinion: i think we should be banning the right to give birth, for like 25 years...