MEL 🦂
@melymel
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sorry I can’t go, I have to do this all day. Powered by @rainbetcom
Mexico
Joined August 2016
my standards for 2026: -hair -5’5ft+ - actually funny - no mental/personality disorders - doesn’t get drunk - crypto is an investment not his business - IG following doesn’t look like he owns nail salon - wouldn’t lose in a fight - pays for everything - virgin i'm not asking
my standards for 2026: - hair - 6ft+ - actually funny - credit score 751+ - invests in crypto - pays for everything - sex once a week i'm not asking for much
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I read it requires an intelligent person to be able to recognize sarcasm, so that explains a lot on here
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Need a film trailer that will captivate your audience without breaking the bank? Look no further. I’ve got two slots open through the end of the year. DM’s open. 🎬
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@melymel @OwenEvanger I’m your best asset. I will make you rich and happy
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Why launch Declare? Because if we stop understanding how the political process works, we risk losing control of our own government. Here’s what our new platform is about and what you can expect from us. https://t.co/mfk9Vjot64
declarenews.org
For a news website that covers, broadly speaking, “the political process,” the word declare might bring to mind a couple of images. One is the most famous piece of writing committed to parchment in...
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I’m 25 years old - No boyfriend - No kids - No house - No savings -Left law school for crypto - Lost all my money in crypto - 5’3, 61kg - antisocial - live with my parents Be honest Is it over for me?
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The only style I’m into these days is a classy man wearing Loro Piana
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Real passion for the game!! Playmakers go make plays in big games! 7 Catches 191 yards 1 touchdown FINISH THE JOB @TrinityHSFB @CoachTBiscardi @coachJWilliams6 @pete_nochta13 @CoachWCinelli @Coach_Bowers @jdemling @PrepRedzone @LippertScouting @CoachRGarrett
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I like you guys but if you get scammed by a Mel account who dms you, you’re dumb
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The fact that it's already December is proof that time actually also flies when you're not having fun
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Being a woman is not easy, imagine rejecting more than 50 men only to choose the wrong one
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Decentralised Robotics 🧵 I/ Building datasets for embodied AI is tough—humanoid robots need real-world human motion task data, but collecting it at scale has been limited to research lab projects or closed source big labs. At Eidon, we started with our wearable IMU trackers.
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At some point in your 20s, someone will tell you to start trading, it's very important to listen to that person
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You think you’re behind? Your bloodline waited centuries for someone like you to finally wake up.
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