I have this great idea, instead of just punching Nazis...

Seeeeeeriously fuck you @AnthemBCBS

I have this great idea, instead of just punching Nazis...

For anyone looking for an update, I have received no refund, no action from DQ on DM, and this link doesn’t work (captcha fails).

Hey @CNN : while it is appropriate to reference the Pulse shooting as a prior mass shooting in Orlando, saying that this happened “just blocks” away from Pulse is like saying Union Square is “just blocks” away from Times Square.

Ah well, it’s only $30 this single mom could have made use of.

AND I won’t get a refund on the food till *Tuesday* because “that’s when the manager will be in.” If I were a manager I’d be there handling this right now. I guess that’s why I’m not a manager. Too much of a can-do attitude.

That feeling when you order dinner on the @DairyQueen app and the charge goes through and you go over and find out that there are currently “no grilled OR fried items.”

In the grand tradition of “every trip to Taco Bell is ultimately disappointing,” this, which was “sold out” instantly even if you’d been waiting ahead of time.

Americans are apparently also giving up on punctuation. @WSJ

*guess. Thank you, phone.

So it’s… separate from our DNA? @VolvoTrucks I mean, I goes that’s what they’re getting at, because “apart of”means something totally different from “a part of.” 🤔

It just seems counterintuitive that it now takes longer to get food from @tacobell if you order ahead than if you just do traditional drive though.

For context, the restaurant is not busy. There’s no one in the drive through right now.

The person on the drive through speaker had the air of someone who’s had to explain this innumerable times today to unhappy people. I don’t blame them.

For anyone (like us) who was used to ordering on the @tacobell app and then driving the 8 minutes to pick it up, that’s not gonna work anymore. You will have to order at least 7 mins before you leave and then drive up. You don’t get “ready when you are” anymore; you get queued.

No. Fuck off.

Hey @NPR. Superseding. With an S.

Today, we honor the incredible contributions of five Black women who played a vital role in the fight for women's right to vote. Their courage and dedication paved the way for countless others. On the anniversary of the #19thAmendment, let’s celebrate their legacy and continue

While we’re at it, let’s do away with the phrase “broken home.” Sometimes the house doesn’t even become a home until the toxic parent leaves

Alex has already advised citizens of Saturn to vote against planetary rings, and citizens of Russia to vote against the Cyrillic alphabet.