I remember Election Day a lot differently: if our candidate lost, we still felt like tomorrow would mostly ok. This year we’re terrorized either way; looking at 4 yrs under a seditionist/fascist rule or worried about what insurrection and civil uprising will come next January.

Aren't we all but just a mash up of pop culture references that almost no one else gets? Some things just stick in our brains and can't be undone.

I couldn’t be in a better place right now. I am safe, I am comfortable, and I have everything I need. Hurricane worries are there but mitigated.

I want to drink beers in daylight then fall asleep to science videos on YouTube, forever.

This is me still awake at 3:30am. No afternoon nap, no caffeine after 1pm, no discernible reason. I guess this is just what 40 is.

Heaven help me my patience was tired HARD tonight at work. Is there something about an impending eclipse that makes people inherently stupid??

Can we please not do this Daylight Savings nonsense anymore??

Weird thing about being 40 and childless @ midnight on a Friday… You want to rage & party but you also want someone to make you peppermint tea & cuddle in bed instead.

If you pay enough attention, sometimes you’ll see reminders from the Universe that you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be, whether you want to be there or not.

Make cookies and your house will smell delicious for hours. Make homemade dog treats and your house will smell like chicken soup + peanut butter for a whole day.

I have so much energy right now I could fight someone but I haven’t had caffeine since 10am. I feel like a crazy person. #perimenopause

It’s kinda f**ked that when you hit 39 yrs old you have to relearn how your body works. Some days I can take an hr nap at 5pm and be in bed at 11pm, and some days I’m up till 4am.

I want to talk to the person who put on the ABBA station at work. It was cute for like an hour but whyyyyy?

If I binge watch a non-American tv show my internal thoughts will 100% adopt that accent and cadence. Think Natasha Richardson narrating Will Ferrell in Stranger Than Fiction, and that’s kinda what goes on in my brain. I don’t hate it.

All I want to do is watch #MidnightDiner but I don’t want to cry.

So it turns out my 4pm coffee today (trying to skip the daily 6pm nap keeping me up past 1am) worked a little too well. I might not sleep till Thursday.

All I want to do is eat snacks and watch Letterkenny.

It’s past 2am and I have an alarm set for 9:30. Anyone over 30 knows the anxiety I have right now.

Some days I can do everything and some days I can do nothing but there are no in between days.

Ridiculous sitcom? Yes! Dark drama story? Yes! Why wasn’t this show talked about?! It’s sooo goood.