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living with my girlfriend for a couple of days - we wake up, go for a walk, have breakfast together, wfh, cook together, go on a walk again at the BEACH, talk talk talk, order something “new” for dinner, have some wine & sleep off. Life is perfect. so perfect.
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this girl gave me her assignment and when I completed it she told me it was her boyfriend's assignment???
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This girl told me to wake her up at 12am cause she has to wish her boyfriend????
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This girl asked me out for a date on 14th till 2 pm cause she has another date after that???
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Went on a date w this girl after reaching restaurant I took off my mask and she said "it's looks good don't take it off"
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Yesterday my neighbour sent a whatsapp forward saying" Rhea jaiso ko jail hi bhejna chahiye". I sent him a photo of his son smoking weed, uncle ka net pack khatam ho gaya shayad, reply nahi aaya abhi tak
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Is it just me or y'all also have the habit of keeping your phone on silent ?
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Indians be saying a piece of paper can't decide my future and later go match their kundalis
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instagram pe weed ki story daldi and forgot to hide it from cousin now he sent it on family gc and now I got 6 missed calls from dad
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Your mom and dad are called parents coz logically they have been paying your rent for a long time
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Indian parents expect us to distinguish between dhaniya and pudina but can't recognize weed.
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If I had a girlfriend I would simply delete all my social media accounts, coz i don't need a social life because she's my life.
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They're = they are
We've = We have
There's = there is
I'm = yours
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Mumbai haar gayi? Toh mai kya karu bhai mai toh Navi Mumbai mai rehta hu
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eveybody is only worried about these apps but nobody asked you when you were down
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Your tongue will help you find anything stuck in your teeth but fails to locate the clitoris
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Made a playlist for her including all her favourite artists, then saw her insta story of it playing in her boyfriend's car
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"i take my career seriously" bro u are 21 and u make playlists for other people
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Did y'all attend college because of lectures or Because of attendence?
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You think you can hurt me? I take cold water showers during winter also
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Spots a monkey in a zoo
🇺🇲 : look, isn't he cute?
🇮🇳 : Wo dekh bhai tera baap baitha hai wahan
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Ye Twitter aur Instagram deactivate karne ke baad exams mai extra 10 marks milte hai kya?
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replied ot this girl "wowowow" and she said "ambulance hai kya?"
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can I please order a one large of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stable mental health and fixed sleep schedule
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The entire generation went from chugging beers to chugging kadha in 2020
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Some of us are just existing. No special talent, no wholesome group of friends to go on trips with, no talking stages, no relationship drama. Living in our small bubble & making fake hopeless scenarios in our head 24/7.
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Men with a beard like this have 100% chance of stealing your GIRL
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Indian parents ka favorite number 24 hai.
-24 ka hogaya hai ab shaadi karle
-AC ko 24 se kam nahi karna
-24 ghante bas sota reh tu
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my gf told me she is done w her family so i bought an apartment for her
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This bitch ignored my msg for straight 24 hours and now replied to my story? You think imma gon reply to your msg in a second? You're absolutely right cause I'm a fucking clown
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Do you have any person who text you daily and ask you how was your day? Me neither
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If I had a girlfriend I would simply do anything for her, just to see a smile on her face
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Somebody reported my Instagram post, bhenchodh ab khudki photo bhi dalna band kardu mai?
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15 years of education and not a single person has ever pronounced my name properly
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Asked my dad if he wants to see the live he said "mujhe nahi dekhna uss chutiye ka" 😭😭😭
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I have accepted the fact that I am never ever truly going to feel happy because that's who I am and I can't turn off the pain all I can have is little moments and that's okay
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I am a pure vegetarian, never smoked in my life, alcohol has no space in my world. It's not just a choice, it's a lifestyle and believe me I enjoy every moment of this life.
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We should start shaming people for smoking cigarettes. Such an irresponsible practise that has become socially acceptable across all age groups.
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people will dislike a video on YouTube and think they did something in life
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Thinking about the time when I asked my girlfriend how much she loves me and she replied with, "Count the number of stars you see in the sky, that much I love you", It was 2 pm and a full solar eclipse day
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yeah breakups hurts the most but have you ever gone months without eating shawarma
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God isn't getting creative these days. He's just following whatever the Simpsons aired.
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This girl ignored my message for like a week and then replied to my story. Guess which clown replied within seconds 🤡
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please stop making playlist for your crushes, they send it to their crush. Stop embarrasing yourself
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My parents told me "hum tuhmari life ke decisions le lete hai, tab tak tum dream 11 pe team banao"
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Next time I'm gonna cover my heart with Ambuja cement, cause these girls keep breaking it
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I am tweeting this tweet from my laptop cause my father hid my phone somewhere because I've been using it too much, aur dimmag ka bhosada ho gaya hai sach batau toh
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I just wish I could order some love and affection from Amazon rn
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Alexa after spending one month in UP
Me - Alexa
Alexa - *spits gutka* ka hua?
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Usko bola tha chidiya udd khelne, usne to meri khushi hi uda di
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