Funny thought I wanted to share: I could write a book on writer's block.

🗣️PAY NICK BOSA

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Patrick Bailey’s pop time of 1.71 seconds is the fastest time to second base across MLB this season 🤯 (h/t @SlangsOnSports) https://t.co/z5DCf6zkSv

Who else thinks Merrick Garland should appoint a special counsel to investigate the $2 billion that the Saudis gave Jared Kushner? ✋

iOS app no longer works #twitterfail bye bye

Add Red Sox speedster Jarren Duran to the list of players Patrick Bailey has caught stealing. Duran was 30/33 in attempts. Marco Luciano applied the tag. Bailey has cut down Mookie Betts, Elly De La Cruz, Fernando Tatis Jr. and Starling Marte; he’s 17/45.

Teams either think the runners Patrick Bailey has thrown out have been flukes or they aren’t reading the scouting report, either way, GOOD🔥😅

Fuck it, Patrick Bailey throwing dudes out highlights

useful from carta.

#RyanGosling was #Ken all along. Look at the #Kenergy coming from him when he was a kid. Just #Kenough to impress #Barbie. And the synched perfectly. #BarbieTheMovie #BarbieTheMovie #MargotRobbie

Retired police officer 👮‍♂️ tries medical marijuana (MMJ) 🌿 for the first time to treat his Parkinson's ❤️‍🩹 Please RT, comment, like, etc. to raise awareness #Mmemberville #marijuana #mmj

Bailey on the button

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is brilliant

MLB Defensive Runs Saved Leaders - Catchers T1. Patrick Bailey T1. Alejandro Kirk 3. Jonah Heim 3. Nick Fortes 5. Connor Wong 5. Gabriel Moreno #SFGiants #NextLevel

#AAfail app gave us wrong gate and wrong terminal. Missed our flight by 5 minutes after running 20 minutes with bags. Sent us back to other terminal had to run again. Barely made flight but one of us downgraded. Rerouted through Indy to get to ORD.

Moved to Threads, same address @mediadls

Anybody still here?

Let’s see if Twitter blocks this…Threads vs. Twitter: What’s the Difference?

Happy 4th of July. Here's a playlist for you. Start with the first song, very loud! Then put it on shuffle... https://t.co/dQUXFLd21P