tuff bananas

@meatfoid Mark my words, all ye who LARP in fear

Put yo clothes back on boy we gonna cook 2cb

test-running the idea of a public private account

I guess bro

https://t.co/UPcZ0zZSZd

fuck a breakup have u ever met a person u had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

that one friend thats lwk a hybristophile but u keep her around cause she chill

its too late to change your hikkikomori ways for some of you i’m ngl

i hate when men make their accounts look like they r a girl it pisses me off i thought u were a cute girl why r u a chopped man die

I spent the night at fine shyts place and i couldn’t find my wallet but i lwk didnt gaf and he was liek You stoic as fuck lowkey i respect it

Meatfoid update: I found my wallet

@meatfoid realest shit ever #RapeAdachi

ps DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS

If ur into ageplay you genuinely just need to go like im so srs

i might not friends with someone i cared about anymore but that also means i at least dont have to pretend like i wanna get along w an annoying ass bitch bcs everyone else did anymore so a win is a win ong😭😭🙏🏻

I love the stripper but I know that this is strictly business

‘ underground ‘ and its snow strippers , yunglean , and fakemink ma thats the metro

@meatfoid me when my 27 year old persona fan coworker asked 16 year old me who i thought the hottest character was

me: both rape and murder are equally bad things "normal" people on twitter: you need to fucking kill yourself