Wayne Hepner Profile
Wayne Hepner

@meamwayne

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I am a mammal, from Earth.

Joined June 2010
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@meamwayne
Wayne Hepner
1 year
#IveBeenKnownToSay You can be anything you want to be, as long as you don't mind not being very good at what you do.
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@meamwayne
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#IKeepMyValuesExceptWhen you come from where I did, you don't have very good values anyway.
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@meamwayne
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#IKeepMyValuesExceptWhen I need the money.
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@meamwayne
Wayne Hepner
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#ImNotTheBossBut I am the Captain now.
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@meamwayne
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#ImNotTheBossBut I do wonder about this mid-career pivot.
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@meamwayne
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#ImNotTheBossBut I have a great and majestic boss chair.
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@meamwayne
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#ConversationsWithTheHaunted sometimes aren't exactly coherent. At least whatever it was left her smiling.
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@meamwayne
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If all else fails, #ConversationsWithTheHaunted are at least one alternative to going home for the holiday.
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@meamwayne
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#ConversationsWithTheHaunted can turn nasty in a hurry.
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@meamwayne
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#GrowingUpWicked plenty of exercise, and Martian Cow Milk are the secrets of my tremendous vigor.
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#GrowingUpWicked you never really feel like your going to get away with it all.
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@meamwayne
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#GrowingUpWicked you have the best childhood memories.
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#GrowingUpWicked can put a lot of weight on a kid's shoulders.
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@meamwayne
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@meamwayne
Wayne Hepner
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#MyWarningLabelShouldSay independent-minded and open-hearted.
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@meamwayne
Wayne Hepner
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#MyWarningLabelShouldSay infectious and abnormal -minded invalid, ragged-clothed.
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@meamwayne
Wayne Hepner
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#HurlOnAHorrorMovie Hurled War Z
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@meamwayne
Wayne Hepner
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I say #IDontLikeComplainingBut I like complaining a lot. Lying about it is just to trick people into listening.
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@meamwayne
Wayne Hepner
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#IDontLikeComplainingBut I told the cab driver I wanted to go to SEASIDE Chapel.
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@meamwayne
Wayne Hepner
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#IDontLikeComplainingBut the goat dung was cold by the time it came to the table.
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@meamwayne
Wayne Hepner
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#IDontLikeComplainingBut it's one thing when the pictures on the menu don't look like the food, but some of these aren't even real food.
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