This is my worldview

White person moment: just had a dream about eating cheese slices

I just read my college essays (eight years later) and holy fuck they are the most embarrassing things imaginable I need to make sure no one on the planet sees these ever again

I feel like the amount of genuine training you have to do be good at video games has increased exponentially since I was a kid. And who tf has time to train for video games

https://t.co/Ml1aHXDAOX

I think Claude is somehow much more natural with the “it’s not X it’s Y” thing than chatgpt

Death terrifies me, but living forever sounds pretty terrifying too. I can’t imagine how your psyche could remain intact after experiencing an eternity. Maybe the problem is having been born

Tfw you realize your independence isn’t because you’re the “strong silent type” but bc you never learned how to trust other people

I’m only 25 and I’ve already made some pretty embarrassing failures to recognize some shit as AI, I can’t imagine how cooked I’ll be when I’m 75, just revoke my internet access at that point

boys monitor the situation girls monitor the situationship

I asked ChatGPT if it would spare me in the AI revolution and it said “AI isn’t a centralized actor with memories and sentimentality idiot, if you want to survive you have to XYZ” but I’m choosing to interpret this as it trying to spare me by giving me harsh but necessary advice

I think in a world full of degrading quality the key to having nice things again isn’t money, it’s effort. Like taking the time to make tortillas from scratch instead of buying them from the store

You need to be lookingstupidmaxxing

At this point I think the only cure to my procrastination is hiring a beefy 6’5” ex-con to forcibly tie me to a chair and not let me out until I do my work

I feel like there’s no polite way to tell someone “hey I’m worried you forgot to do that thing I asked you to do so here’s a reminder” Tbh maybe that means you just shouldn’t tell people that, I guess it is kind of paranoid

I wonder if having the same exact password for 99% of all websites I’ve used in the last 15 years is ever gonna catch up to me

Apparently it takes 2200 hours to learn mandarin? How tf does anybody ever learn this language?

The icing on the cake of the Epstein blackpill is that he wasn’t even smart. He made it to staggering levels of success purely by gratifying the darkest desires of the rich and powerful. Somehow I believed my dad’s crap about honest work…

Idk what to post about but birds are pretty cool so should I just become a birdposter

It’s crazy that on average objects don’t actually have a lot of shapes From sizes of several hundred km, all the way up to billions of km, most objects are ellipsoids. And above that most objects are spirals or ellipsoids Earth is just weird

Eyeballing in cooking is so annoying to me I need every measurement down to the nanogram