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Founder of @SkateTheEast. I used to be good at the Internet so I'm trying again.
Hartford, CT
Joined April 2009
“Please, please, it’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore.” No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more.
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Why is “Down” by Jay Sean getting so much air time on Connecticut radio all of a sudden?
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2021: the year every hotel completed the roll out of USB-A ports in rooms. Just in time for every single device to complete the transition to USB-C.
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stack that paper up and then make boss moves, she like to argue so i sent that b*tch to law school‼️ *UH HUUUUH*
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Now do Dunkin in New England alone
Starbucks customers have something like $1.4 billion in balances in the Starbucks app at any given time. We give them a billion and a half dollar loan, no interest, and only ask for it back when we want to buy some 90% margin coffee from em. Absolutely incredible
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Just saw this same neighbor unloading bags of mulch from his car in the 90 degree heat 😂. #WeAreTheJoneses
Just watched a neighbor do 4 consecutive double takes on my freshly mulched beds while on a walk with his family. +1 point to me. #imasuburban
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Just watched a neighbor do 4 consecutive double takes on my freshly mulched beds while on a walk with his family. +1 point to me. #imasuburban
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Okay apparently you can’t just “retweet” this celebratory notification I got. But I still remember registering for Twitter, on my computer in my Vernon dorm room at Trinity, spring of my junior year. Wild.
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Sent my dad no less than 11 progress shots while I seeded this patch of dirt. He was so amped. I was so amped. Fuck yeah home ownership.
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The second I became a homeowner I began worrying about what the lack of rain was doing to my lawn.
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Man I miss Dubya.
George W. Bush speaks at John Lewis' funeral, remembering Lewis as a man who "believed in America." https://t.co/2JZaWM5j5x
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We haven’t been able to file motions in so long that I just had to search the state database for my own juris number ...
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