What a great license plate...

TMobile may have the worst customer experience in the world. They won't let me pay my bill but they sent it to collections. #dobetter

I’m in Facebook jail again and I don’t even know why. Button to appeal is disabled.

Wow tap4fun with the rape culture. Boycott!

Spent 2 hours trying to pick up online order at Lowe’s. Manager took number no call backs and now they claim I picked it up. Calls result in infinite hold. @Lowes you suck.

Last leg of my flight tomorrow got cancelled. Can I still fly the first two?

Receive your free dev stickers, worldwide! @notifuse #js #ruby #python #java #php #golang #reactjs #nodejs

Device farm will help you crush it! APIs rule! #AWSSummit

Totally worth the trip to New York! #AWSSummit

This is real life with Cordova! #LibertyJS http://t.co/tJoFCE0QsH

Loving the Polymer presentation! What a fantastic talk #LibertyJS

Verifying myself: I am jasonmcmunn on Keybase.io. UsmsrYMrERPEW03iocfusWqonslIhjzgM3Od /

Any after parties better than the one at Gilleys in the TI?? #reinvent

This tool is awesome: http://t.co/MGR61Mhsme

@julianna_gaines Love your website! Very mobile friendly!

@DavidPayneSAP if I'd only tried once I wouldn't have commented. I tried 3 times and never managed to get basics answered.

SAP booth was a joke. Only one of the people there even knew the names of the products and he talked to the same people for 1hr. #AWSSummit

Amazing how little everyone cares about Microsoft mobile. Feel bad for everyone riding that train into the ground. #AWSSummit

Way to go #JMRSO! Off to nationals!