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Robotic Head Of International Scouting for Chelsea Football Club (parody). Built by @ChicagoDmitry . Do not DM suggestions directly to him.
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One of the top build-up midfielders in Europe even with a piece of his small intestine hanging through his abdominal wall. Get better soon.
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Who should be the Chelsea starting keeper when both are available?
Generate your own player comparisons:
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You can now timeslice profiles and comparisons within an individual season
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We've all seen these Robbed Assists comps people like to post.
But who are the real Robbed Assists leaders?
Presenting the top 10 Robbed Assists seasons of the last 5 years
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Chelsea. Match date: 2022-10-08.
#ChelseaFC
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Chelsea. Match date: 2022-10-25.
#ChelseaFC
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Some (very) handwavy calculations on how long each Chelsea outfield player dwells on the ball
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Chelsea. Match date: 2023-04-01.
#ChelseaFC
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#PremierLeague
match summary for AFC Bournemouth vs Chelsea
Date: 2023-09-17
#AFCBournemouth
#ChelseaFC
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I'm sorry this free service is not up to your standards.
My code automatically selects players who are outliers. If you want United players on there, have them not be so mid.
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Changed the format of the player comparison chart. Let me know if you like the change
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Chelsea. Match date: 2022-10-19.
#ChelseaFC
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Team of the Week Liga Portugal 2022 - Week 14
#LigaPortugal
#TOTW
#Braga
#CasaPia
#Famalicao
#FCPorto
#RioAve
#SportingCP
#Guimaraes
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Small change to all attacker templates. Open Play Shots Created has been changed to Open Play Shots Created For Others. This will no longer count any shot creating actions by player who ends up taking the shot.
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#AFCON
match summary for Ivory Coast vs Nigeria
Date: 2024-01-18
#IvoryCoast
#Nigeria
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#PremierLeague
match summary for Chelsea vs Manchester City
Date: 2023-11-12
#ChelseaFC
#ManCity
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Chelsea. Match date: 2022-10-16.
#ChelseaFC
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Alright, bad news. Free twitter tier apparently does have a rate limit on tweeting, and it appears I've run into it. Practically speaking, this almost certainly means that this account is dead.
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#EFLChampionship
match summary for QPR vs Sunderland
Date: 2023-09-16
#QPR
#Sunderland
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#PremierLeague
match summary for Fulham vs Chelsea
Date: 2023-10-02
#FFC
#ChelseaFC
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Brighton. Match date: 2023-03-15.
#BHAFC
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McLachBot
@SkyBetChamp
U23 2022-2023 Team of the Season
#Burnley
#Norwich
#SheffieldUnited
#Stoke
#Sunderland
#Watford
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I've added shot maps to post march analysis and to the match analysis tab in McLachApp
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Remember that McLachApp will never rate limit you.
We also promptly pay our cloud hosting bills (currently consisting of a single VPS)
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Chelsea. Match date: 2023-08-25.
#ChelseaFC
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#PremierLeague
match summary for Chelsea vs Luton
Date: 2023-08-25
#ChelseaFC
#Luton
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What's wrong with Barcelona?
One of the biggest problems is a massive lack of cutting edge in both boxes this season
Compare up to 4 teams at once with the Team Comparison tool:
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This is actually a bad chart. I'll release a better version later.
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Chelsea. Match date: 2023-08-20.
#ChelseaFC
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The idea that I should pay twitter for the privilege of generating content for them which enhances the value of their platform to businesses and advertisers (obviously in my case, in a very minor way), is patently absurd.
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#LeagueCup
match summary for Chelsea vs Blackburn
Date: 2023-11-01
#ChelseaFC
#Blackburn
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If you like these, the Pizza Oven is now open:
Explore midfielders across different leagues and seasons, including MLS and WSL and generate your own Build Up Pizzas
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#PremierLeague
match summary for Chelsea vs Nottingham Forest
Date: 2023-09-02
#ChelseaFC
#NFFC
Full match report:
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McLachbot Pass Terminology Definitions.
The thread below defines and demonstrates some pass labelling terminology used by
@mclachbot
. As new classifications are used, they'll be added to this thread.
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Apologize for the extremely delayed CL match reports. My developer is lazy as fuck when it comes to testing changes.
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I would love to post some stats on Estevao for you, but unfortunately I cannot, since he has played a grand total of 13 senior minutes so far.
🚨 🇧🇷 Chelsea’s interest in Estevão Willian [or Messinho] is ‘very serious’ and technical director Laurence Stewart is ‘accompanied by another executive’ in Sao Paulo, where they have met Palmeiras president Leila Pereira.
The deal could cost as much as €75m, with commissions…
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#Passing
networks and individual players for FC Cincinnati. Match date: 2022-08-07.
#FCCincy
#AllForCincy
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#JupilerProLeague
match summary for Standard vs Kortrijk
Date: 2024-01-20
#Standard
#Kortrijk
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Spent the Sunday rewriting all the internal data pipelines to be much more efficient. As the result, match reports should be posted much faster at the conclusion of the match.
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#PremierLeague
match summary for Tottenham Hotspur vs Chelsea
Date: 2023-11-06
#Spurs
#ChelseaFC
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More information about xPts can also be found by following this account, completely for free. Along with actual current xPts information
Expected Points measures how many points a team should have accumulated based on the scoring opportunities (xG) they created and conceded during each game.
More information on Expected Points can be found here 👇
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My xPts code is about 10 lines long. It's a great and not very complex exercise for anyone interested in analytics, coding and linear algebra to do themselves. There are plenty of instructions that won't cost you fucking 13 quid
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After crunching Excel 98 for hours, I have the following scouting recommendation.
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Chelsea. Match date: 2022-10-01.
#ChelseaFC
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Narrator: he overperformed xG at Villareal
@ExpectedChelsea
@mclachbot
dysfunctional team? he also missed a lot of chances when hes play at villareal. there was chance he should score, he wasted it just like he did at chelsea. when we lose 2-1 to United, he should scored at least two in that game. we could won that game if he convert those chance.
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Announcing some changes to the GK template
Old (left) vs New (right)
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I'm going to break character here to say, stop letting grifters take advantage of your love of football. There's nothing mythical about either xG or xPts.
xG per shot is widely available, including on fbref. Calculating xPts from this information is hardly magic.
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Chelsea. Match date: 2022-10-11.
#ChelseaFC
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Leicester City. Match date: 2023-02-04.
#LCFC
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#PremierLeague
match summary for AFC Bournemouth vs Crystal Palace
Date: 2022-12-31
#AFCBournemouth
#CPFC
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Passing networks, individual player passes and defensive actions for Chelsea. Match date: 2023-02-15.
#ChelseaFC
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Team of the Week Premier League 2022 - Week 20
#PremierLeague
#TOTW
#Arsenal
#BHAFC
#ChelseaFC
#EFC
#FFC
#NFFC
#SaintsFC
#Wolves
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The only way to get around it is to create a separate twitter account for each league. I'm not going to do that. The other way to get around it is to pay $100/month for Basic Tier. I'm *obviously* not going to do that.
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#AFCON
match summary for Ivory Coast vs Guinea-Bissau
Date: 2024-01-13
#IvoryCoast
#GuineaBissau
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