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Michael Schaffer

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Christian / Husband / Dad / Memer / LEGO Builder

Lancaster, PA
Joined February 2009
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Michael Schaffer
2 months
You know you’re getting older when your answer to the question, “if you could own anything from the Star Wars universe, what would it be?” isn’t a lightsaber or starfighter… but a bacta tank.
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Michael Schaffer
2 months
If I was the mother duck, upon losing my first child, I would simply not let my children go over the hill and far away again.
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10 days
The most fun image & video creation tool in the world is here. Try it for free in the Grok App.
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Michael Schaffer
3 months
Someone told me, “you’ve gained weight since getting married.”. And I thought, “that’s a strange way to compliment my wife’s cooking.”.
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Michael Schaffer
3 months
Hey, Star Wars friends. Friendly reminder that Rebels season 3 , episode 18 takes place immediately after this week’s episodes of Andor. Definitely worth a rewatch, or even a first time watch if you’re interested in a little more follow up before next week’s finale 😊.
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Michael Schaffer
6 months
I am now offering my exclusive service of driving to your home and picking up any unwanted LEGO absolutely FREE. That’s right! Zero cost to you. I will cover my own gas and travel expenses. You just put LEGO on your porch, and I’ll make it disappear.
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Michael Schaffer
7 months
I’m just waiting to see if Disney+ removes Elon Musk’s cameo from Iron Man 2.
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Michael Schaffer
8 months
Here’s all the books I read in 2024 for those interested.Rainbow Fish x37.King of Me x328.Little Blue Truck x53.Goodnight, Goodnight, Construction Site x84.Max and Nana Visit the Park x46.Where the Wild Things Are x19.Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb x34.The Very Hungry Caterpillar x97.
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Michael Schaffer
8 months
This is how they decorate for Christmas on the small moon near Alderaan. Absolutely breathtaking.
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Michael Schaffer
9 months
Happy “lay flat to dry” weather. There is zero counter space left in our house at the moment.
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Michael Schaffer
9 months
If the Grinch’s heart was two sizes too small, he probably shouldn’t have been exerting that much energy on Christmas Eve.
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Michael Schaffer
1 year
Wifey always says we should watch our diet, but also that I never bring her chocolate, so I built a compromise.
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Michael Schaffer
1 year
The temperature dropped into the 60s today and suddenly my wife wants everything in the house to be orange.
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Michael Schaffer
1 year
If you’re ever feeling useless, just remember: Bluey’s family has a laundry room.
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Michael Schaffer
1 year
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Michael Schaffer
1 year
All of the mothers at church today loved our photo booth for Father’s Day.
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Michael Schaffer
1 year
We got to our B&B today and were greeted by this absolute UNIT of a good boy. @dog_rates
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Michael Schaffer
1 year
Today on Marketplace: Do you think that’s the monthly or annual rent?
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Michael Schaffer
1 year
I hate using money that I have saved for an emergency on an emergency.
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Michael Schaffer
1 year
Hot take: TikTok Shop is doing a better job of killing their app than the US Government is.
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Michael Schaffer
1 year
It’s a beautiful day to get more LEGO and ignore the parts I still need to build and sort 😌
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