McFlurry Jones
@mcflurryjones20
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GWOT Veteran. Former ADPI Houseboy. Semi-Pro Airsofter. Aspiring Dallas Businessman. Dreamer
Stanford, KY
Joined December 2023
Okay now the pot thing is starting to seem pretty fucked up.
Black Olympic athlete Sha’Carri Richardson was arrested at the Seattle-Tacoma International Airport after assaulting her boyfriend. Follow: @AFpost
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RT @MLB: Repost and reply for a chance to win Braves and Reds Speedway Classic batting helmets! ⚾️
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I be measuring that shit from the gooch on goodness.
Most men think the average erect penis is 6.2 inches. It’s not. That data is self-reported. The actual global average is 5.36 inches (13.61 cm), according to a 2020 meta-analysis of 10 studies. Here’s how to collect your own penis size data, accurately.
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I used $100 to play “who’s on first” on touchstones 31 times in a row.
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Love this true storry.
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List of things that are the same:. Buccees.Savannah Bananas.Pit Vipers.Twisted Tea.Hey Dudes.
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Middle school Dance DJ’s have to be pedophiles. If you’re playing songs for middle schoolers to grind to then you’re wild.
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Rare Coach JB L.
🚨🤷♂️🤔 Shane Gillis is funny?? Holy fuck you fucks in my DMs need some pussy if you think this guy is funny
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This is what girls mean when they say they have a nice speaker at their house
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Trulys are so ass lol never met anyone who actually likes them.
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New Pusha T is hard. It’s no NAV or Suicideboys but it’s good.
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To please reinstate my nephew to the Christ the King vacation bible school. He is a good kid and made a mistake. (Called a Kuwaiti child a “Gypsy”).
If you had the chance to tell President Trump one thing right now what would it be?.
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My girlfriend said no to this in the new crib. Doesn’t see the vision.
Daughter: “Why can’t the whole house look like dads office?”. Wife: (Eyeroll). My office:
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Love this! So much Kentucky!.
The “SEC on ABC” has officially dropped their new theme song for the 2025 football season. Thoughts?
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