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@mccoymadii
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Joined February 2013
uber driver just said “i could take care of you” as i was exiting the car
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omg they probably want me to come play or coach or something
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things in my circus: - my monkeys - a tamed lion that does not concern himself - an elephant in the room - 1 clown (me)
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actually such an insane flop for you to buy an entire website and try to rebrand it just for everyone to still call it “twitter”
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if you start reading books again you will feel at least a little better. i promise
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this year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life
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🤣🤣🤣We call this my friends are home for the summer and they miss meeee
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