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I have a bone to pick with whoever first proposed the two-lane roundabout as a traffic solution

I am screaming quite literally all of my hinge standouts are named some variation of Matt; how has this app nailed my type to an absolute t

I’m surprised there hasn’t been more outrage over McDonalds switching to paper straws, like those were the elite plastic straws for the best fountain pop and I have to say a McDonalds Diet Coke doesn’t hit quite the same now

Why is it that every time I do a ponytail for real life it looks like straight garbage but when I do one before bed it looks like a Pantene ad

Remember when you used to get $100 for your birthday and it was a small fortune and now you spend $100 in 15 mins by going to the gas station and Shoppers Drug Mart

It is my constant fear that my AirPods are just a big trick and don’t actually connect and everyone I meet on my walk just hears me blasting early 2000s Avril

Can someone explain to me how I can remember every lyric to Fergalicious but have to Google “How to cook hard boiled eggs” literally once a month

Lecce writing “Travis, Laura, Rob...” in his little black book after today’s press conference

If you could banish one person from HGTV programming forever, who would it be and why David from Lottery Dream Home

A major plus of working in a school is that all your coworkers are 40+ women who absolutely gas you up in Facebook and Instagram comments

Obviously obsessed with Love is Blind on Netflix and truly the only thing that makes sense in this show is of COURSE Barnett’s real first name is f-ing MATT

I think I must have the world’s most generic face because literally every stranger I meet says they “know me from somewhere”

2 years ago today Tulo rolled his ankle & had to retire from baseball and today they traded Marcus Stroman...gotta apologize to @BlueJays fans for my birthday bad luck curse

Bachelorette Tyler C could, and I can’t stress this enough, ruin my life & then text me “wyd” at 4am and I’d be at his door at 4:01

*goes on a date with someone I like* Him: ghosts *goes on a date with a literal psychopath* Him: texts “can’t wait to see you again” 10 minutes after...#why

How do I tell that same (hot) chiropractor that I need another appt because I tried to lift my heaviest kid up to the monkey bars at the park and almost died #fitteacher 💪🏻

Google search after meeting my new 30yr old chiropractor today

I watched 12 episodes of love island today and I think I have a British accent now

I just tweeted about my class from my school's account, then retweeted myself on my personal teacher account...is this how Gossip Girl felt?