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astarions charm is that hes so pathetically stupid and incapable of being a person because 200 years of trauma and mostly interacting with people in a transactional matter just does that to you. i say this so lovingly. stop making him sexy daddy coded thats my cat
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@rororomanroy
do ppl even realize how ableist this line of thinking is like they want to be woke but theyre perpetuating ableism in the same breath lol
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@bloodlessfaerun
its like the natural connection to make why wouldnt a vampire salivate over their partners period lol there are much worse kinks out there
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on a serious note, i do feel like people dont realize what that extent of trauma does to a person 😭
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@drowhalfelf
why would i not try to have ass and cock and pussy and balls in me at every second if i thiught i was about ti turn into a facking squid. live mas
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if you think astarion had blue eyes pre vampirism youre a wh/ite supremacist idc
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calling astarion a masc frat boy by elven standards when halsin is right there
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ive said this before but in my heart astarion is not a dom hes not a sub hes a feral little creature who wants play mind games with sex and likes to play with his food but also is a brat who likes being put in his place send tweet
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like how stupid do you have to be to play a game like bg3 who has major themes about freeing yourself of abuse, where EVERY. COMPANION. HAS EXPERIENCED ABUSE. BECAUSE OF SOMEONES POWER OVER THEM. and then say any of them deserve it. how can you say that about wyll especially
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idk if this is an unpopular opinion but i do think shadowheart is the more dominant on between her and laezel
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astarion as a character makes me full of love because seeing him being able to reclaim his personhood and embrace his life after so much loss is. its a lot
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sometimes i see femtavs/femdurges with astarion and it feels like seeing a ch/ristian woman with her closeted husband
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hi im yari, if you donate at least $10 to a palestinians gfm or donate $10 for care for gaza, ill write you 1k words of fic. oc/canon, oc/oc, canon/canon, smut, fluff, ill do my best to make it happen. dm with proof of donation and we can hash out details! writing sample included
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the orb tendrils gale has around his eye are like his slut strands
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queer people calling fictional characters gay/lesbian are not the enemies i promise
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i need you all to understand that every man i can sexualize in bg3 has a pussy unless it is convenient to Me for him to have a dick. thanks
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gale didnt love mystra he just had gender envy and thats why he should be allowed to pursue godhood
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tbh i think had some of EA wyll stuff not been cut out specifically the sexual relationship with mizora then more people wouldve recognized it as abusive AND more people would recognize the mystra/gale relationship as mystra grooming gale too lol
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i have voices for all of u in my head based on ur typingnnstyle and if i ever hear yr voice i start reading ur tweets in ur voice
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@alistairswife
lmfaooooo periods and vampire and sex are a classic combo that is one of the least controversial things ive ever liked so thats rly funny
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like idk the kalvin garrah blair white comparisons are a little much. especially when im a brown transmasc who has been nonbinary for most of my transness lol
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personally i think that if i, a bisexual man, want to say astarion likes men and is a fag, i should be able to
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hi everyone. its time to speak my truth i think astarion should be a yowling omega cat in heat
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i asked my she they wife if i was transphobic and she said no so the convo is done with
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@rororomanroy
oh he absolutely hated all of those assholes and was so ready for them to be dealt with
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anyways love you guys who have more than two braincells 💚 im sorry someone picked a fight with me over the most inane shit and sorry my humor made it worse lol
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id like to report that im at a 4.5 instead of a 5 lets clap
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for the record this is the interaction that apparently was an argument lol i was also being jokey! but apparently anything is instigation/argumentative. also for the record i made my reply around noon of yesterday. this is important because apparently i was harassing people
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its fucking crazy that any of us have to work and go on as normal when people are being ruthlessly murdered lol
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genuinely if you are my mutual and or friend who felt hurt by my tweet about she theys i sincerely apologize to you because i love you and respect you and i hope you know i wasnt serious
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hi new followers. idk where youre coming from but i hope its for good reasons
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im ngl existing in the bg3 fandom space is strange why are ppl massliking my tweets who are you
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how do people look at men and think ah yes i want a MAN to dom me
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if you see me shipping men and woman i need you to assume it is in the fagdykiest way possible i need you to know that theyre scissoring theyre queering heterosexuality
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the thing about a lot of dom astarion depictions (AA or spawn) is that a lot of people seem to conflate dom with just. taking the lead in sex when dom really is a specific role to fill within a dynamic. and i feel like a lot of people dont realize theres a difference esp
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this is gonna be my absolutely weird freak of an oc. like the kind of girl whos gonna stick their fingers into your open wound in a horny way
i use the same few scs sorry i dont take a lot but i AMMMM obsessed with xocotl
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i think astarion should be a woman and a she they i need them and thats the only acceptable way to have her
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i feel like i come off as an astarion fan first gale lover second but i need you to understand. astarion is my failgirlwifeboyfriend that i want to put in a hydraulic press. gale is my perfect beautiful amazing husbandwife that needs to be pampered and also fucked 71837373 ways
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im seconds away from blocking the fat dick rolan posts LEAVE HIM ALONE HE HAS A PUSSY
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ftr all i said was erotica =/= fanfiction and for some reason people started hopping onto my replies for noooo reason like idk you lol if you have an issue with me you can absolutely message me directly 💚
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i have never really felt like astarion came off as “appeasing” tav when you ask him about halsin, even when i get the scene before completing his quest
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like. i say this as kindly as i can. i need everyone as a whole to stop treating other queer people as your enemy. gay/lesbian/queer fans who hc minthara as a lesbian, astarion gay, etc etc are not your enemies lol they are not taking away your representation either because
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hiiii. transmasc shadowheart who thinks about transitioning once hes settled into his faith with selune
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sometime hes a lesbian. sometimes hes a gay man. sometimes hes a bisexual little freak. but mostly he is pixels and my fucking fag
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he sees gerard way and his entire life changes
shadowheart to me feels like such an. emo girl to trans dude pipeline choice im sorry i need him
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some people will cry about their right to write weird fetishes and then get mad when a POC criticizes racism in fandom
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stop having sex with men and if you are, femdom them instead
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personally i think astarion has much worse kinks than just being into period sex
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i really wish bg3 character creator had more customization lol
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it truly doesnt matter. because hes not real. and everyone can do whatever they want. but why is it that everyone has to insist on his attraction to women but the moment people, specifically mlm/gay men, call him gay and a boykisser everyone loses their fucking gourd everyone is
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sometimes im embarrassed to like astarion like thats a white man
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last night i realized i accidentally gave ikal and yurali sun/moon motifs and then i realized i could make them scissor since theyre my ocs
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like i could easily discuss how you can interpret astarions attraction to anyone as manufactured for the sake of having a bigger victim pool and id consider it a valid way to interpret part of his story so you could say hes gay or straight or bi or whatever the fuck you want and
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20yr olds on ao3 writing smut is not sex education it is what it is 😔
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me genderswapping the companions but instead theyre all trans now
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like im quite over it lmfao me being a gay dude wanting astarion to be a gay dude in my mind is not a big deal 😄🔫 we are all playing in a sandbox if you dont like how im playing we dont have to play tgt
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because APPARENTLY i have to elaborate i need people to know that erotica/fanfiction/smut/p0rn are not places to learn about sex and your boyfriends will not learn how to fuck you better or love you better by sending him 300k toxic yaoi friends to lovers. sorry to break it to you
20yr olds on ao3 writing smut is not sex education it is what it is 😔
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like personally. this is where i give textual support to my personal interpretation. it makes sense to me that astarion would be tired of “leading” in sex. after 200 yrs of having to seduce people and likely having to “lead” (not necessarily dom) is probably annoying
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i think generally queer people have a bit more. variation? in what they want out of dynamics while if youre someone who primarily has experienced m/f relationships or dynamics, i think its natural to want the man to lead in your oc/canon ship lol which as much as ill clown
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“hes canonically bi” okay great fantastic in my mind palace hes a t4t transfag. we are all playing with pixels
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also CRAZY to call ME argumentative and disrespectful when you act like this zoe 🤣
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sel said theyd expose me if i didnt do a height reveal but im 5’ 🙇🏽
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@rororomanroy
@crispkkyu
and i will not be clarifying either u will understand via the vibes im putting out
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YES youre allowed to flirt with me NO i will not fuck you. i have not penits or bagaina
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astarion cut astarion uncut, idc astarion has a pussy in my mind and i am sucking on his tdick
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