when abhishek turns 55, he'll be abhishek pachpan.

RT @amitanatverlal: English: Every moment.Hindi: Harpal.

RT @sangaldoo: Replied to her story and she didn’t even open the message, it’s been 21 hours

RT @sajcasm_: Peeli Rekha se peeche rahein 👋🏻 🧵.

RT @rich_athinks: CM house implies the existence of KM house???.

remember when anuv jain said:

gb road implies the existence of mb road.

RT @dustin_hendersn: BDSM in ghazal terms would be rough-ta rough-ta woh meri hasti ka saman ho gaye.

"yaar headache hai". "nahi, daag ache hai. surfexc-". "abey ullu de patthe. ".

RT @stfujaadu: what do you call a wise monk? dalAI LLMa.

mood (tried) episode 2

Dolchi Gabbana

'where's the lie?' before lama.

interviewer: how do you handle pressure at work?. me:

RT @momoskhanehaibc: Shabnam Gill, Sai Samarpan, Tapaswi Jaiswal, Jaspreet Gumraah, Mohammad Maharaj, Karun Shayar, Nitish shetty, Rishabh….

RT @stfujaadu: it’s funny when you sip soup and it sounds like sooooup.

'twitter appreciate art' what bout commerce & science you dumbass!.

koi ummeed bar nahi aati,.koi soorat nazar nahi aati. maut ka ek din muayyan hai,.neend kyun raat bhar nahi aati . aage aati thi haal-e-dil pe hasi,.ab kisi baat pe nahi aati!.

my friend fell while dancing in a club, now he is having dard-e-disco.

RT @cherrybombb3126: "Bread soggy kyun hai"."Kisine use uthaya nahi na".

she: 'i love guys who are into science'. me: 'mitochondria is the powerho-'. she: 'abey gawaaar'.