Max Pickelsimer
@maxpick
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I’m here for the memes. Former LEO. Current divorce attorney and want to be photographer. 🌄 🌇 🌅 #FBINA200th ♏️ IG: @maxpick
Rock Hill, SC
Joined April 2015
I’m sure Russia knows what we are going to do before the American people since they have so many people serving in the Trump admin sharing intel with them.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Beyond parody. We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
Trump: I took cognitive tests. By the way, not easy. The first question is like what is this and they show a lion, giraffe, fish and a hippopotamus. And they say which is the giraffe.
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Oregon’s inability to recruit “other” remains a glaring weakness of the Dan Lanning era. Thank you for spotlighting, FOX.
Take a look at the roster talent comparison between JMU and Oregon ahead of their CFP matchup 👀📝 Can James Madison prove themselves vs the Ducks? 🌟
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You’ve heard of the Sham Wow Guy. But have you ever listened to the Scam Now Guy?
🚨TRUMP’S BIG MOMENT RUINED: Trump hyped his “MAJOR” announcement on military service benefits - and completely flubs the number in live TV. This is a desperate man who is unraveling in real time.
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Okay, so at 9:00 PM eastern time, do we all simultaneously post/tweet “Quiet Piggy?” I mean I’m going to. Won’t you join me?
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If you want to make sure that your television circutry is not shorted by mountains of bullshit, you have about 51 minutes to make sure they are unplugged…
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If only this dude was as fast chasing running backs as he is chasing bags…
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Former LEO and crime scene guy here. They did not learn this technique at Quantico! The only place you’d ever do anything like this is trying to find your golfball in leaves on a golf course when you have a friendly local leaf rule.
This view of Kash Patel’s top notch team of FBI agents in Providence sifting through the snow with their feet looking for the Brown University shooter got me crying 🤣
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Well, the combination of the Epstein files, Rob Reiner‘s death tweet, and the Vanity Fair article have led us to this
BREAKING: Trump just ordered "A TOTAL AND COMPLETE BLOCKADE OF ALL SANCTIONED OIL TANKERS going into, and out of, Venezuela." This is an ACT of WAR according to international Law: Declaring a blockade without Congress would be an illegal initiation of hostilities. A president
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Ja gonna make you lose an eye…
Ja Rule nearly took out a group of photographers with a tee shot at the Derek Jeter Invitational
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This asshole has no idea what we’re all going through. My insurance premium went up 50%. And that’s not for an Obama care policy.
Reporter: What is your message to the 24 million Americans who will see their insurance premiums go up? Trump: You make it sound so bad. Obviously you are a sycophant for Democrats, you are obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
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This is bad … Right???
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
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This is horrible. The only solution I can think of is to do pull-ups in an airport.
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
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Q: “You said you would have no problem with releasing the full video of that strike on September 2nd.” Trump: “I didn’t say that. You said that. I didn’t say that. This is ABC fake news.” Trump on Dec. 3: “Whatever they have, we’d certainly release. No problem.”
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This guy also does this at public restroom urinals…
🚨 HE PARKED HIS DODGE CHALLENGER IN AN EMPTY LOT… CAME BACK OUT… AND SOMEONE STILL PARKED RIGHT NEXT TO HIM He literally went to the far back - zero cars around, acres of open space. And yet when he walked back out, one single car chose the spot directly beside him. Not the
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This guy is as fucked up as a football bat.
Acting Chief of Staff of the "Department of War" Buria is totally wasted in the middle of the day at the Pentagon. https://t.co/dwv3G2Q5JL
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Lawmakers are apparently being shown the full video of the Sept 2 boat strikes in their meetings with Adm Bradley and Gen Caine. HIMES: “what I saw in that room was one of the most troubling things I’ve seen in my time in public service…you have two individuals and clear
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