maxedge051 Profile Banner
↪MAX EDGE↩ Profile
↪MAX EDGE↩

@maxedge051

Followers
26K
Following
378K
Media
19K
Statuses
279K

Comedian Activist & 'Keeping the faith' 🌈 #Lgbtq #Blm #Resist #KindnessMatters 💟 Each new day presents us with an opportunity to do better than yesterday. 🌞

New York, NY
Joined January 2014
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
If you're going to speak your mind, it helps to have one.
21
28
171
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
Hello, tweeps. Hope all's well with you. I'm taking a little break from Twitter this week in order to take care of some necessary business, like sleeping, goofing off etc. Wishing you a wonderful day and week ahead, my friends. See you soon. 💟
21
13
79
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
I'm napping today, 💤 you soon. 😴👋
1
5
25
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
Well, at least this year will be the last time they'll be stuffing children into cages at the white house for thanksgiving.
1
5
21
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
I feel sorry for whoever has to fumigate the white house. There's a herculean task.
18
11
86
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
Hey, @realDonaldTrump how's it feel to be an impeached one term lame f_ck president? Hmm? #Winning
0
2
33
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
Here's what I'll miss about Trump: Nada!
3
2
28
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
I bet when Trump supporters watching Biden's speech heard him say that he'll listen to 'science and scientists,' all their heads started tilting sideways like a confused dog staring at a card trick.
1
1
19
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
Trump got confused, he won Transylvania, not Pennsylvania. Easy mistake for a dope.
2
2
34
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
Suburban house flies voted for Biden in spite of Mike Pence's sh!tty charm.
2
4
21
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
#BreakTime ☕ Indubitably, it's time for a spot or three...
1
3
6
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
The f_ck stops here. ~ 270!
0
3
12
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
The one thing I'll appreciate the most with Trump gone: no more 'fake' bullsh!t day after day.
3
4
45
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
Nothing like a 'lil #Caturday nap...
3
3
13
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
Yes, Donnie, the American people are emptying the swamp you created. Good riddance, parasite.
3
3
25
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
Yay, no more stupid President's kids to have to ignore.
2
4
42
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
It'll be refreshing to hear a President conjugate a complete sentence again.
5
4
61
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
Not to worry, that beep beep noise you're hearing is coming from the moving vans backing up to the white house.
2
2
24
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
From first lady Melanie pop tart, to first lady Dr. Jill Biden. A seismic shift if ever there was one.
12
3
60
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
In honor of Rudy Giuliani, I'm having a post erection I mean election party in my shorts today.
20
16
86
@maxedge051
↪MAX EDGE↩
5 years
Our problems may not be over, but America can breathe a sigh of relief. Exhale...
6
6
46