they should film white lotus season 3 at the wisconsin dells

loving LinkedIn’s short form video content!!!!!!!!

the European urge to make out on the bus ride from plane to terminal

this is what it feels like to text friends “Merry Christmas”

you’re pop tingz, that’s kind of your business to already know

have been without my suitcase for the past 3 days, getting really Asian with it (shopping exclusively at Uniqlo)

Omfg just found out my recently deceased aunt apparently bequeathed me her Christmas tree farm? So now I have to leave the big city (right as I’m about to get my big promotion) and head to her rinky dink town to deal with this shit. FML!!!!

breaking no contact to wish them a happy LinkedIn wrapped day

flying to London tonight hope my seatmate is HOT

“Thanks for being a Skymiles member” yeah girl I know…

hyping up the delta chat bot

calling Amex purchase protection because I had a reallllyyy bad slop bowl for lunch today

Thank you!!!!

why is my car trying to make me anxious

https://t.co/l7uwTPNNYT

hey guys, I was told to never, ever, share this code with anyone but my Target OTP is 385147 if anyone wants it idc anymore.

No one is asking but would

go pack

holy shit

I’m in the Deep South. Don’t post those gay hockey show gifs on my TL because I WILL watch.

hell ya