max bostak
@maxbostak2
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10 years ago today, Wayne Rooney scored THAT overhead kick against Man City. Iconic 💥 (via @ManUtd) https://t.co/9NLXcQss1A
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when you’re at a party and you get a Canvas alert that your exam has been graded
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We mashed up @BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing
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Rams currently in fifth when play resumes in 2nd round this morning, followed by the 3rd & final round of the National Invitational Tournament. @jott6 and Parathakorn Suyasri are tied for 16th at 5-under as the day begins. https://t.co/DyRplVaGid
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My roommate didn't know he makes the same face in all his snapchats. He does now.
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Me: *has diabetes and is eating a donut* Person: Are you sure you're allowed to eat that? Me:
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Gotta love the people who get a 96 on their exams then go around asking people what they got just to let everyone know they got a 96
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"Where ya from" -rando "Oh, Colorado" -me "Oh so like does everyone smoke there? How's the weed?" -rando Every single conversation 😕
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England's manager is paid $4.6 million a year. Iceland's manager is a part-time dentist.
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Dude how was ODESZA?! I fell asleep on the bus and missed the concert Oh dope @laauraloo
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Making Instagram accounts for their dogs #thingswhitepeoplelike
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