Max Crisp
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🇫🇷🗣️ Former French footballer Jimmy Cabot has SLAMMED the ‘BEST COMEBACK’ award given to Paul Pogba at the Globe Soccer Awards: “Matthieu Udol — four cruciate ligament injuries, back as a starter in a Ligue 1 first team by the winter break with RC Lens. Nabil Bentaleb — cardiac
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'74 GOAL! 🔴⚫⚽ WHAT A GOAL! Fantastic through ball from Sam Hurdman, on a plate for Jack Brighton who finishes clinically across Welsh into the bottom corner. Saltmen 3-0 Town
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Line-up: The Brackley Town team to face @GatesheadFC this afternoon. New signing Callum Stewart comes into the starting 11 for the suspended Morgan Roberts. #WeAreBrackley 🔴⚪️
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⚽️@KyleMozza nets the final goal for @BrackleyTownFC in last nights fantastic 6-2 victory over @wokingfc in the @EmiratesFACup . @Official_NCFC now await The Saints in the 1st round 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ #FACup #NonLeague
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90+4 - GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL Kyle Morrison fires home Brackley's 6th from Jack Price's corner. Brackley Town 6-2 Woking #WeAreBrackley 🔴⚪️ | @EmiratesFACup
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I've got a birth certificate, driving licence, a passport, and an NI number. You know who I am. I am not the problem.
BREAKING: Digital ID to be made law for all adults in the UK. The proposals are the government's latest attempt to tackle illegal immigration, with the ID serving as a form of proof of the right to live and work in the UK. @MhariAurora reports. https://t.co/KStLQZvsvK
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🚨BREAKING: EPPING HOTEL ILLEGAL MIGRANT GETS JUST 12 MONTHS FOR SEXUALLY ASSAULTING 14 YEAR OLD CHILD Lucy Connolly got 31 months for a tweet There is no justice in the UK. It's finished.
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'20 🚀 GOAL! 🔴⚫⚽ WHAT. A. GOAL! It's that man again! Lemon watches the ball drop and smashes it from 40-yards, catching Brown off his line, the ball dips just under the cross-bar. Goal of the season contender and Lemon's 2nd in a matter of minutes Saltmen 2-0 Glass
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UK ECONOMY over the last 4 years Gas up 94.1% Electric up 78% Fuel up 49.3% Hotels up 37.8% Rent up 25% Food up 25% Average earnings down 2.8% Now can you see why people are leaving the UK? But where do you go?
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Ridiculous
An insane statistic from the UK: If you are a "high earner" on £100,000 - £125,000, you only get to keep £38 of every £100 you earn -The Telegraph
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Only reason I come 😂
SPA SUB ⬅️ Brighton ➡️ Joe Hurdman
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Football fans are so weird 😂
This Birmingham fan was not happy with Ipswich’s late goal tonight…
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Proper ❤️❤️
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The UK feels like a scam compared to other countries: UK: →45% + income tax →20% VAT →12% NI →40% inheritance tax →Council tax →Fuel tax →Stamp duty →Corporation tax →Dividend tax →Capital gains tax →ULEZ, TV licence, sugar tax… ↳Singapore: 22% top tax rate. No
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Go and watch the 4-4 Arsenal game ya dope. Full size goalies. I would score 1000/1000 against Mary Earps taking each pen with my dick. And 2000/2000 against the midget they had in net last night. Stick to knitting. 🐕🧶💨
Didn’t realise Joey Barton was so bad at taking penalties. Maybe Chloe Kelly could teach him how to take one 🤣🤣 https://t.co/kDkMgqQuxF
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Unpopular opinion: Genuine people don’t have many friends.
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