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@mattysmoof

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Simple country political scientist. Bills fan.

Joined July 2011
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Matt Harris
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"I've launched a war that's set the entire Middle East on fire but we're here today to address a more important problem: black athletes getting paid for their labor."
@Acyn
Acyn
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Trump: We're gathered today to discuss an important threat to the integrity and culture of college sports
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Matt Harris
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We killed like 150 children maybe now isn't the time for this bullshit
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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Pure American dominance. 💥🇺🇸
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Matt Harris
2 days
Bruh you were doing coke off of toilet seats and amassing collections of roadkill. Don't talk to me about what's safe.
@SecKennedy
Secretary Kennedy
2 days
No one is taking away your Dunkin'. But isn't it reasonable to ask whether a drink loaded with 180 grams of sugar is safe?
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Matt Harris
2 days
Thank you for firing me, sir.
@Sec_Noem
Secretary Kristi Noem
2 days
Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and
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Matt Harris
3 days
Who TF was asking for this
@RealSkipBayless
Skip Bayless
3 days
Ernestine and I share our thoughts on the war on Iran
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Matt Harris
3 days
Good on the Sabres for not making a deal. The hottest team in the league since mid-December shouldn't be casting off active roster pieces. And the Blues wanting "ready now" players sitting at 31st in the standings is crazy.
@TheSabreReport
The Sabre Report
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Elliotte Friedman talking Robert Thomas/Sabres on SN590: • The smoke was real • Buffalo was after Thomas/Parayko • Thinks that Josh Norris would have to have been part of it • Got pushback on Owen Power being a part of the deal • Buffalo had a bunch of prospects in the deal
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Matt Harris
4 days
You need to fund our band of roving goons because we started a bullshit war.
@SpeakerJohnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
4 days
LET THE RECORD SHOW: Democrats are INSTRUCTING their members to keep the Department of Homeland Security CLOSED, and to prolong the Democrat DHS shutdown. At a moment when America faces increasing threats at home and abroad, Democrats are voting to keep Americans dangerously
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Matt Harris
4 days
I don't think you know what "imminent" means bruh
@SenTomCotton
Tom Cotton
4 days
Iran has been an imminent threat to the United States for 47 years. The president was right to act.
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Matt Harris
4 days
I'm just a simple country political scientist, but bombing the shit out of a regional power with no clue as to what will happen afterward seems bad.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Trump: "I guess the worst case is we do this and then somebody takes over who is as bad as the previous person. That could happen."
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Matt Harris
4 days
Putting more money in our pockets by crashing global markets and causing gas prices to skyrocket.
@TyMastersonKS
Ty Masterson
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President Trump is the greatest president in modern history. Last week we heard him outline how he is putting more money in our pockets, keeping our streets safe, and dismantling the woke agenda. I've done the same thing here in Kansas. As your next governor, I will work with
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Matt Harris
4 days
Seeking credibility by name-dropping the Washington Post without noting the op-ed is by right wing neocon dumbass Marc Thiessen
@WhiteHouse
The White House
4 days
President Trump isn't interested in endless wars, he's interested in ENDING decades-long chaos in the Middle East.
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Matt Harris
5 days
Bench players talking like starters I hate it.
@Acyn
Acyn
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Mullin: War is ugly. It smells bad. If anybody has ever been there and been able to smell the war and taste it and fill it in your nostrils and hear it, it's something that you'll never forget. Fortunately, we have President Hegseth. President Hegseth has been there.
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Matt Harris
6 days
So we are at war. Interesting.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
6 days
Hegseth: "An effort of this scope will include casualties. War is hell."
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Matt Harris
6 days
Any thoughts on staffing DHS with 22-year-old dipshits?
@ScottPresler
ThePersistence
6 days
With the mass shooting in Texas by a terrorist from Senegal, we all must demand our Senators to immediately fully fund the Department of Homeland Security. They are putting our lives at risk.
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Matt Harris
7 days
It's been 24 hours brother
@Acyn
Acyn
7 days
Fetterman: The naysayers—the so called experts, aren't you tired of being wrong about this? Everybody claimed that this would turn into a huge disaster.
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Matt Harris
7 days
Sign up and get your ass to Tehran, lil bro.
@BrilynHollyhand
Brilyn Hollyhand
7 days
Bad day to be a Qatari shill. Great day to be an American. Iran thought they could chant “Death to America,” send in sleeper cells, and build a nuke. Trump reminded them peace through strength isn’t strongly worded letters. It’s obliteration. Crank up some Toby Keith! 🇺🇸🔥
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Matt Harris
7 days
Yeah we wouldn't want Miami in the field if they slip up once or twice. We gotta let your nepo dipshit son's team in with 15 losses.
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
7 days
Bruce Pearl on 29-0 Miami (OH): "If we're selecting the 68 best teams, then Miami (Ohio) is going to have to win their tournament to qualify as a champion. Because as an at-large, they are not one of the best teams in the country." 🏀🎙️#NCAATournament https://t.co/7DQiDmm1Ql
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Matt Harris
7 days
They keep trying for that iconic "Obama during the bin Laden raid" shot but Trump looks like he's sweating through a Taco Bell shit
@WhiteHouse
The White House
7 days
President Donald J. Trump Monitors U.S. Military Operations in Iran: Operation Epic Fury, February 28, 2026
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Matt Harris
9 days
Hey Hillary, *posts photo of some random lady*
@realJoelFischer
Joel Fischer 🇺🇸
9 days
Hey Hillary,
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Matt Harris
9 days
Unconstitutional under Kennedy v. Louisiana
@RepNancyMace
Rep. Nancy Mace
9 days
INTRODUCING: The Death Penalty for Child Rapists Act to amend Title 18 to authorize the death penalty for aggravated sexual abuse, sexual abuse of a minor and abusive sexual contact offenses against children. It will also amend the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) to
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