I think I’m vaping too much.

Why is it produce is getting more expensive yet the quality is deteriorating. Is this the standard now @Tesco? No I don’t have a receipt so how do I take it back and get a refund?

Can you believe it?! No sausage rolls @GreggsOfficial Park Royal! That’s like no burgers a mc Donald’s 🤦‍♂️

Wow @CostaCoffee just tried charging me £4.95 for a small oat milk latte. Dread to think the price of a large.They charge extra for oat milk. They punish you for milk intolerance. The rich are getting richer. Boycott.

How the hell has Reece not mentioned seeing the two traitors at the family tree being suspicious AF! #TheTraitorsUK

BREAKING: EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS. Senator Mark Kelly just completely torched Donald Trump: "When Donald Trump was driving the Taj Mahal casino into bankruptcy, I was getting shot at over Iraq and Kuwait. In 2001, after Donald Trump said that the collapse of the Twin Towers

Anyone notice the price of everything is going up but the quality of produce is going down? Just bought this from @sainsburys Kilburn. Yellowing shows it’s not fresh. Real shame.

@WhiteHouse RUN KIDS

Poor fella working @CostaCoffee West Hampstead on his own serving 🥲I had to leave as it was going to take forever. Don’t blame the poor lad. But it’s busy, let’s not cut corners. You’re a big company, let the staff reflect that 🙏. Luckily another coffee shop near by.

Y'all have to listen to this gentleman eviscerate the Virgina Beach school board. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

MAGA broad thinking she’s so cool.

Time of the year again…

Don’t use the cash machine at Sainsbury’s next to the north London tavern. Saw a few guys lifting up a part of it and checking something. @LifeInKilburn

My rug after a house party. #CelebrityTraitors

Charlie Kirk and gun violence

This would have been ideal for tv burp @HarryHill. It’s Benedict Cumberbatch in bell marsh prison! Wait for it….

Joe telling Rampage how much they want for an out of court settlement. #RajaJackson

“Ted, do you want to paint a traffic island with me”

I think I’m vaping too much.

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Last night on the way to the theatre to watch Giant starring Lithgow I saw @Johnnyvaughan in the street. I loved 3rd rock as a kid and Big Breakfast (golden era specifically).best birthday gift ever 🙌