If @RobbieNicol insists then I guess I’ll change my goal orientations

White Lotus season 2 theme song has no right to slap as hard as it does.

My boy @jasonsegel needs to make that Dracula musical from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Andrew Tate is what happens when somebody who made a living by getting repeatedly punched in the head later tries to be a thought leader.

I never thought I’d be so gassed to watch a rugby game and so ungassed to watch a football World Cup.

I fucking love @rubytui

Nailed it @MagdaSzubanski

Everyone I know in London right now: “Wow look at Big Ben! Wow look at the Palace!” Me, still in New Zealand:

My biggest gripe about the Disney Star Wars content is that the lightsaber combat feels so sluggish and clumsy. It’s strange going from the prequels which have such fluid and crisp lightsaber combat to the modern content where every movement feels slow.

I would sink so much piss with @Hilary_Barry and undoubtedly have an excellent time.

Horrific that these men have used the slave labour model at @ARISEchurch to enrich themselves. Pure spiritual and mental abuse.

How the fuck does @tedcruz still hold office? Even if I agreed with every single aspect of his politics I would still consider him the slimiest, most unelectable prick ever.

FutureSex/LoveSounds is one of the greatest pop albums of all time and anyone who disagrees is wrong.

Ah yes, that famous line from the bible: “Do unto others what your public relations advisor says you should”. ⁦@davidfarrier⁩

It’s not coming to Rome. #WorldCup2022 #Italy

Companies and agencies saying that they’re “on a journey” is nothing more than cringe-inducing doublespeak.

New Zealand men need to find a better way of ending phone calls than: “Yep… ok… bye… right… see ya… ok… have a good one… bye… right… goodbye.”

Easter Camp looks really bad this year. #nzpol

Hey @cjsbishop, just wondering what you’re doing to support your Dad in this difficult time?

How many Ballon d’Ors has Messi won?