Bought my little boy this ‘spy pen’ for Christmas.. thought maybe teach him something educational but cool about espionage or science.. I give up.

📚#BookReview📚 5⭐️#FrankandRed by @mattcoyney is a book that has been on my shelves for too long, wow do I regret not reading it sooner! A wonderful story of an unlikely friendship that will warm even the coldest heart❤️ 🔗Ful Review in🧵below #BookTwitter #Bookblogger

Tucker Carlson asked Ted Cruz if Jews under Netanyahu have any connection to the Jews of the Bible. I posed the question to Netanyahu himself.

@mattcoyney Well worth 99p of anybody's money. Actually, it's worth full price and more. An absolute gem of a book. Made me laugh out loud and a bit weepy in equal measure but ultimately is a feel good story that I've read several times now. Thank you for the joy.

99p /99c on kindle for the next 48 hrs!! #kindle #kindlereads #kindledeals #booktwt #BooksWorthReading

✈️📖DECISIONS, DECISIONS!✈️ So technically I should be packing right now but as you can see I have become preoccupied with the priorities… What books do I take with me???? I need to narrow it down, which would you pick? (Frank & Red is a definite though! #BookTwitter

Frank and Red is 99p on Kindle today!? #booklover #bookblogger #booktwt

I love the early episodes of #GBBO ..I love seeing the skill of the bakers and all that. But nothing beats someone like Hassan turning up early doors and producing something that looks like somebody has punched a shit.😂

Ok it's lunchtime on Sunday, If you want to get your kids to school on time tomorrow, you need to start telling them to put their shoes on now.

Another mass shooting in the US. Seems an obvious solution, to the rest of the world, that you ban military-grade firearms and save the lives of 10s of thousands. But the US will continue to accept this particular pandemic of dead children because they think guns are real cool.

Massive congratulations to Taylor Swift. Particularly, as her happiness seems to make small-penised men on here lose their shit. 😂

Unpopular opinion: most people who start posts with the words ‘unpopular opinion’ are just click-baiting, attention seeking, looking for likes and rarely believe what they say. The rest are arseholes.

Re: Angela Rayner. It’s interesting that the folk on here who happily support - and vote for - fraudsters, paedophiles, sex offenders and convicted criminals… draw the line at someone vaping in a canoe.

This hero worship of Lucy Connolly is a new low. Gleefully inciting people to burn other humans alive does not make you Joan of Arc. It makes you the worst kind of hateful POS.

This week’s #TopTenBestsellingTitles! Thanks for the support, as always! FLASH30 gets you 30% off selected hardbacks for one more day—yes, I still need the space 🙈 Enjoy the bank holiday & maybe I'll cobble together a new discount code for Monday 😉 https://t.co/QGT92lYZik

It is pretty impressive that todays GCSE students managed to learn and achieve despite lockdowns and Covid. But I went to school in the eighties. Not one text book had a page without a cock on it and if you spoke in class teachers just threw shit at you.

Just a little message of support for everybody getting their GCSE results today. And if you don’t get what you want, just try to remember that exam results aren’t everything. According to Wikipedia Katie Hopkins has got loads of qualifications and she’s a proper c***.

The worst thing about a ten day family holiday is the years I spend responding enthusiastically to my kid shouting ‘watch this! watch this!’ like he’s about to open the Ark of the Covenant.. only to watch him just shitly bomb into a pool like some drunk nobhead.

Despite one eerily quiet day, it turned out to be a lovely week of chats, craic, and most importantly, bookselling. Thanks to everyone who supported me, especially to those of you who trusted me to recommend a good read! Have you read any of the #TopTenBestsellingTitles?

The venn diagram of people who think 16 years olds are too naive, immature and gullible to vote… and the people who cannot tell when something is AI.. is a circle.

My mum has replaced all her regular phone calls to tell me who has died.. with phone calls to tell me who she reckons is ‘on the fat jabs.’ 😂

About time! I’m sure there will be loads of comments about how 16 year olds are too immature to vote. …Well, after Brexit, 24 yrs of Tory rule and now a surge in support for reform, I think maturity is massively overrated.