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Veni et vide. Technology and humans.

Joined January 2009
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@matrixster
Matrix
18 hours
Imagine someone convinced Eva Mendez to get a facial enhancement surgery. Heh.
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@kachwanya
Kachwanya
21 hours
After seven years in the court corridors, @BakeKenya has finally secured a major victory! The Court of Appeal has declared Sections 22 and 23 of the Computer Misuse and Cybercrimes Act unconstitutional. But we aren’t done yet. Section 27 remains, and we are prepared to go all
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@matrixster
Matrix
19 hours
You sit through some of these meetings and you can't believe the amount of smart Kenyans out here doing amazing stuff. And then you wonder how TF we ended up with these bellends who rule us and basically make all the decisions for us.
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@matrixster
Matrix
4 days
Kenyan businesses can't work, spend their earnings or file their returns manually but the Govt with the same rules wants to spend this digitally collected revenue manually? Jail all of them.
@tonykaromo
Karomo Richú
4 days
The Auditor General notes that 1.3 Trillion was withdrawn manually in over seven months up to February 2025, bypassing all systems designed to ensure transparency and accountability. These funds were reportedly used for debt repayment, pensions and other recurrent expenditures.
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@matrixster
Matrix
8 days
A reminder that the concept of sovereign funds is not borrowing or selling assets but growing what is surplus.
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@matrixster
Matrix
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@shobanes
Shoba Gatimu
9 days
Where is the widely reported 40-42 billion figure for the NTSA PPP deal coming from? The correct figure is 45Billion. Deal ishaibiwa 3 Billion na hata haijaanza. Ruto must go!
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@matrixster
Matrix
9 days
IEBC banning use of mobile phones is bollocks. It means agents can't take pictures of the Form34A. This has to be stopped in court. In the meantime, all agents must have pocket cameras procured for them.
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@otienowill
Willis Evans Otieno
9 days
The decision by the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) to ban the use of mobile phones inside polling stations ahead of the upcoming by-elections is not a minor administrative directive. It is a consequential policy choice with implications for electoral
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@matrixster
Matrix
10 days
KES 42B to design and print 'smart' driving licenses. We need to bring back the guillotine in this country.
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@matrixster
Matrix
10 days
Hmm, let's see...they want to replace 45k Kiems kits (most which were used just once in 2022). Means each one is 137k. Jokes. At 5.9B, each balot is more than 50/-. Can't get cheaper? 1.1B in means - kwani mnakula nini? 1B for transmission - internet for just a couple hours?
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Moe
10 days
IEBC set to spend Sh64 billion for the 2027 general election. This includes: — Sh6.2 billion for KIEMS kits replacement — Sh5.9 billion for ballot printing — Sh1.1 billion for meals — Sh3 billion for transport — Sh4.9 billion for logistics — Sh1 billion for results transmission
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@AmbokoJH
Julians Amboko
11 days
The Tax Appeals Tribunal has issued a significant & extremely consequential judgement. The Tribunal has essentially turned Legal Notice 37/2011 on the guidelines on the allowability of bad deb on its head & sent the banking sector back to the drawing board. The idea that bad
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@matrixster
Matrix
11 days
Bad game but a very good 3 points.
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@matrixster
Matrix
17 days
Lol ndugu
@fokango
Fredrick Okango
17 days
@JalangoMwenyewe is going to SHOCK them. He will be the Nairobi Senator come 2027.
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@matrixster
Matrix
23 days
Burungo. I'd not heard that one for a minute.
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@ModernDad
Dustin Burnham
23 days
My wife calls me, panicked. The call is from her number, and her voice is unmistakable- that’s my wife. ‘Babe, our son is hurt. He got in a bike wreck. I’m at the emergency room but they won’t take our insurance and I need cash to get him help. Please send me 3000 dollars as
@nikitabier
Nikita Bier
24 days
Prediction: In less than 90 days, all channels that we thought were safe from spam & automation will be so flooded that they will no longer be usable in any functional sense: iMessage, phone calls, Gmail. And we will have no way to stop it.
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@matrixster
Matrix
29 days
My pal has developed an interesting way to ensure peeps register to vote. Before he buys anything from a hawker, he checks using their ID on the IEBC Verify site if they're registered. If not, he's like, 'Here's my number, call me when you register I'll buy from you'
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@matrixster
Matrix
1 month
Loool
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selinam
1 month
She tried to catch him slipping 😂
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@matrixster
Matrix
1 month
I think at this rate we shall begin doing barter trade. Avoid getting any money in the banking system.
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@tonykaromo
Karomo Richú
1 month
The next IEBC CEO will be appointed by the current IEBC commissioners. Lets check their backgrounds from freely available official public records: Chairman Erastus Ethekon Edung - Former chief of staff under Governor Josphat Nanok. Josphat Nanok is currently the deputy chief of
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@matrixster
Matrix
1 month
For context, Bunge House which is 28 floors, cost the tax payer KES 9.6M. 8 times more.
@ignyharaz2
Ignatius
1 month
The Mihrab Tower A modern 25-floor commercial building situated along Lenana Road in Kilimani, Nairobi, one of the city’s fastest growing business and residential districts. The building was constructed for Ksh1.3 billion and opened in 2017. The building is owned by FCB Bank,
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