Me on sundays

You couldn’t pay me enough to rape kassy akiva

I like that the SAVE Act will primarily serve as a hurdle for low income prospective voters. I want de facto disenfranchisement of dregs

I don’t think there’s a point in ripping someone’s head off for cynically representing any particular country in the Olympics, especially when the original spirit of competition along ethnonational lines is hardly even implied anymore Hell, I’d rep Ghana if they gave me $20 mil

Deadass thought this woman was like 30. Holy busted 🤢

Bad bunny performance pretty good tbh

This is my story to tell. Thank you @DrJMoneyPHD Thank you @Rhain1898 Thank you @_kolva Thank you @rhetorical_rape Thank you @matamatalover I got mad aura. Be mad. I'm not fuck*ng leaving. Game on.

My hot take is that Sarah’s husband and Elijah’s wife do *not* actually deserve better

Top 4 representations of Epstein in fiction: 7th: Shinji gooned to comatose Asuka in the hospital(relatable). 🥉: Tajuki, ALL Silver haired male characters are groomers. 🥈: Chair Guy, W aura, low cortisol. 🥇: Subaru, aura monster, lolimancer, stairs merchant, victory.

Sarah at 8 pm EST

I wish I was the one that got to rape Judith Todd

Trump needs to threaten tariffs again because a deal in which NO sovereignty is transferred from Greenland is unacceptable, especially after all the chest puffing. Bring these neolib vassals to heel

Denmark is saying that sovereignty is a “red line.” In other words, this Cyprus style arrangement is not happening Had we secured sovereignty for prospective bases and ports and gained an irrevocable monopoly on mineral extraction, that’d be one thing, but anything less won’t do

I actually want a full halt to all trade with Western Europe until Denmark agrees to sell Greenland. This is just kicking the can down the road for no reason

Pulling up to the function while rocking the ‘stein

America: “We protect you via NATO.” Europe: “Well yeah, because you made us your vassals. That’s just the cost of empire. You control our foreign policy.” America: “Ok, stop trading with China.” Europe: “No. Fuck off.”

The mayor of Miami condemns Nick and his frens only for the city’s chief university to get stomped in the CFB championship days later by an aryan mestizo repping Catholicism and the Midwest? Seems like a poetic instance of groyper curse but idk

Harmeet is kiiiiind of bad Can I say that?

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Some of us are a bit ahead of the curve, don’t worry about it! (This is your cue to stop calling fishback a jew)