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🪞chlo 🦪 poet painter 🕯🫖evil-adjacent🦷 🪦🥀🌫 25 🦟 they them 🪟🎃 phl

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Replacing my pinned selfie basically is all and Barbara Kruger too
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RT @ignobleidolatry: OCTOBER 28 ELSEWHERE THE HALL NY NY BUSHWICK BROOKLYN PLEASE THANKS.
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Lord all I ask for is oasis reunion tickets and a beautiful boy to lovingly sing the greatest song ever made with.
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best of anya taylor-joy
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Anya Taylor-Joy at an Oasis concert with her husband, Malcolm McRae.
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Performing…. -at Wildwood Beach, New Jersey
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RT @boylifephl: Women be shopping but men be checking out.
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It’s fine if u don’t like me. But I am casually chilling in this little white cotton lingerie slip I just got at #mfingTarget
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This is how my 35 year old text me :/
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35 years old men mean everything to me
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Nothing tastes as good as Woke feels.
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I love!!! Being!!! WOKE!!!!.
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4 days
Pain. Endless pain.
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With no state funding commitment in place #SEPTA must move forward with 20% service reductions and a 21.5% fare increase. Ten days from now—on August 24— vehicles across our Bus and Metro network will run less frequently and with 32 fewer bus routes. On September 1 base transit
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Criterion and public transit just came out… who want me ?
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A chilly breeze through my sweater but the heat of the sun still warming up the fabric when the breeze dies…. golden light…. the buses smell sweaty…….
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Getting happy chills all over my body thinking about autumn.
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RT @itsoverkitten: The computer ruined my life
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I’m a vibe I’m a vibe I’m a vibe I’m a vibe
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If Tracy Chapman was a gay man instead of gay woman it would have been like “you’ve got a fast Uber…”.
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7 days
My Lyft driver asked if he could call his wife and then her contact name is “My Destiny ❤️” …. Weeping.
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9 days
Got a little dressed up tonight… vintage girdle + doll tights (crooked in pictures oops) + Simone Rocha hm collab
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I’ve been trying to catch up on all the Absolutely Necessary Canon Literature I never got around to this year so a lot of my “books read this year” list is Embarassing. Oh wow you read Brave New World and The Bell Jar? How’s 9th grade?.
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10 days
Just spent a few good minutes trying to figure out my own joke here, which was about oysters being an Aphrodisiac, but I don’t think it was clear enough 😭.
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2 years
*on a date at fancy restaurant* you know…. They say oysters are afro-indigenous ;).
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11 days
Antiquegirdleposting
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