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Uijeongbu, South Korea
Joined May 2021
- Sir? Uh, Major Houlihan requests permission to see the colonel. - Well, tell her I died of a hangover and didn't leave a forwarding address.
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- Normal is everybody doing the same thing. - What about individuality? - Individuality's fine. As long as we all do it together.
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- Anybody who'd wanna get everybody would wanna get you most of all. - Yeah, well, you're not gonna get me! - Oh, me? No, I don't go in for that sort of thing.
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- Alright, who left the dead minnows in my pocket? - They were alive when I put them there, you've killed them!
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Wow. Did you really call a one-star general a NINCOMPAC?
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Henry, I'm all ribbed out! I have barbecue deficiency! Don't you get the clinical picture? Withdrawal trauma! Take blood, you'll see. Half hemoglobin, half barbecue sauce from Chicago!
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- That's insubordination. You do that to me one more time, and I'm entitled to... bite off your left ear. Just food for thought. - He's not bluffing. He got Van Gogh.
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- May I remind you, sir, we're fighting a war? - Well, that certainly explains all the noise at night.
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This is the first time I've seen orange juice labeled freshly killed.
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- Where's the stupid sulfa? - It's in the living room. The sulfa's in the living room between the end tables. - Margaret, you made a joke!
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- I need a doctor. - You're a doctor. - Then I'm the last thing I need.
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You should send to Sears for a man. It is a male-order catalog.
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- Still a cutie pie, ain't ya? - Well, some guys have got it.
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- I had a long little dogie once. It was a dachshund. - Oh, a little hot dog! What happened to him? - He got mustered out. - I RELISH these conversations!
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- How long have we been at this? - I started surgery in 1932. - I mean this session. - So do I.
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- Captain Pierce. Officers returning from leave are supposed to check in with their commanding officer upon their return. - Hello, honey, I'm home.
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- Haven't you ever seen truffles before? - Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.
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- Anybody who'd wanna get everybody would wanna get you most of all. - Yeah, well, you're not gonna get me! - Oh, me? No, I don't go in for that sort of thing.
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- Yoo-hoo! I'm home! - Howdy, stranger. New in town?
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