Martin
@martooner
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Comedy writer.
Toronto
Joined November 2011
@ChrisCopeComedy I buy a bran muffin everyday from my local bakery. I'm their most regular customer.#dadjoke
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Spiderman and Wonder Woman arrive at a party. Spiderman says: "You mingle, I'll tingle." #LunchPun #superhero
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The folks next door are members of Neighbours Without Borders. #LunchPun
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I was in a restaurant once where the soup took so long to arrive there was a spider and a fly in it. #LunchPun
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She crossed the room and her eyes. He cleared his throat and the room. He set the table and a precedent. #comedy
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Tired of my cell, tablet and laptop. Gonna go Ditch It All. #LunchPun
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