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Digital Marketing strategiest//Influencer Manager// Content Creator// Fashion Lover // Lifestyle influencer/Campaign and PR // DM For Promos//

Nyeri, Kenya
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Step up your shoe game with style, comfort, and quality for the perfect footwear👞experience. Timberland Smart Casuals are available in sizes 40-45 and are priced at KES 4,299 Call/WhatsApp📞0748904530 @foot_trends Erik Ten Hag Charlene Ruto Raila Odinga Njeri Maina JKIA
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@martinsstony
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Hapa afande ana feel ata yeye ako safe.
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"Ni yule boy huwa anakusignia attendance"
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@martinsstony
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Ukiwa na pesa hadi maombi yako church ni special 💀😂💔
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@martinsstony
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Ukienda kuingia kwa gate alafu uskie landlord amesema "Kwanza house 4 nikuvuta tu bangi na hajalipa rent"
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@martinsstony
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10 months
'Respecting your friends girlfriends be like'
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@martinsstony
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3 months
Bro unaeza pata hata wakikuyu walipewa matako wakauzia wajaluo😂😂💔
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@martinsstony
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Her: 'Aki na akijua Him: Hawezi jua labda umwambie'
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@martinsstony
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Unaambia mkale akitoka choo aflash anakupigia simu💀😂💔
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@martinsstony
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4 months
Retweet for Andre Onana and a like for David Degea
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@martinsstony
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Mimi nikionanga tu "confirmed you have received.." siku yangu huwa ishajijenga hata kama ni chwani.
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@martinsstony
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@martinsstony
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"Lipa yote nitakurefund''
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@martinsstony
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Yoh bro, tusianze kutembea, tunaeza pelekwa shule😂🤣
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@martinsstony
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11 months
Men , at this point what do you usually say to yourselves?
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@martinsstony
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4 months
Uyu nurse alinidunga sindano akiimba, sai ata mimi nursing along😅😅
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@martinsstony
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Dem uchana jaba or Dem ustone
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@martinsstony
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11 months
Friday's are for...
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@martinsstony
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1 year
Nimekutana na katoto fulani kakitoka kwa duka, nimekaambia "enda ambia baba amesalimiwa na Susan."🤣
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@martinsstony
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Eldoret nimeitisha tusker cider, waiter analeta tusker sita😆😂💔
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@martinsstony
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11 months
One word for them!😍😘
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@martinsstony
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10 months
Driver; Hsjktyyiabjja kahsgggsioifeli Mteja; We acha tu hii nchi hii Driver; Nakwambia ruka brake zimefeli
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"Kamisi ooh kamisi, kamisi na biker uliwacha nanusanga ndio nilale"
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If she doesn't look like this, bro cheat🥵
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'Ukiwa Church then uone morio wako anaomba akilia'
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11 months
My Mom: offer the visitors something Me:
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Rules za relationships ni ka gani?🤔🤔
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10 months
'oyaa msirushe mawe, ni mimi...😂😂'
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@martinsstony
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Underwear huanikwa wapi when you are staying in someone else's house?😂🤔.
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@martinsstony
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1 year
Well, tea leaves but I won't !
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@ch3ptoo
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1 year
Niko Kericho lakini juu ya izi tea leaves mob nafeel nikaa niko Kileafy 🧐
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@martinsstony
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Kuna hii uchawi comrades wako nayo; semester mzima huelewi kitu lakini 6hrs to exam difference yako na lecturer ni pesa Tu 😂
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Ulitafutiwa makosa gani ndo uachwe?
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The beef between broke graduates and rich dropouts will never end.
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@martinsstony
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Lets end this, Wakadinali or Burukulyn Boyz ?
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Aunty yako anajua akitaka kukupea huwezi kataa??💀😂🤤
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"Jowie chukua sabuni yako tafadhali"
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Mom Nikuekee mchele? Me:
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"When she's crushing your balls but you can't say anything because you're a baby"😂
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@martinsstony
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nimeangusha bahasha hapa Archives mbele ya dem kuenda kuinama kuichukua tukashikana mkono na huyo dem, eye contact kidogo tukakiss alafu mvua ikaanza kunyesha....
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Unakunywa Gin ama Whiskey?
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Siku ya CAT unaonanga sura mgeni adi unashangaa kaa uko wrong lecture hall...alafu sasa siku ya exam unaonanga adi msee wa mayai😂😂💔
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Siku ya CAT unaonanga sura mgeni adi unashangaa kaa uko wrong lecture hall alafu sasa siku ya exam unaonanga adi msee wa mayai😂😂😂💔
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Hakuna kitu huuma mzazi kukuona umetulia tu umerelax 😂😂💔
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Unaenda church alafu mathee anakuita uende mbele muimbe na yeye🤦💀😅
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@martinsstony
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Beb iyo ni woofer umeeka kwa gunia 😂
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@martinsstony
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Sunday ni kuchill, no negative energy, just spread legs and love👌
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Which desert is this?🤤😅
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What comes to you mind once you see ladies with these tattoos...
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It's a WCW🤤 let's do a Nyash thread 👇😋
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1 year
What made you stop visiting some of your relatives?
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If you went missing, who would be first person to realise your silence isn't normal?
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Hapa teaching practice wamenimalizia mkate bana😔 siko kwa moods hata kidogo 🥲🥲🥲_
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Sometimes Dryspell inaeza kuchapa na si aty huwezi pata mtu, Ni Ile hupendi wenye wako available 😂😂
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Utakula nini uache nini?
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@martinsstony
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Nikikufa mnizike na nguo za firefighters just in case niende io pande ingine...😂🤣
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Hawa wase huenda church wanaonanga wenye hawaendi kama wako na dhambi mingi,hiyo kitu hunibother sana😏
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@martinsstony
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Mtu Akikuangalia Hivi Haezi Jua Ushai Tafuta Porn Pale YouTube Ukakosa😂😂💔
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@martinsstony
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Before you pay that rent, Just remember you can double it by just 2 odds💸
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@martinsstony
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Umetulia na stress zako za sup alafu fresher anakuambia umuekee pocket money yake ndio isipotee😂😂
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@martinsstony
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Now who will marry these campus ladies honestly?🤣🤔
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Samsang Ni kampuni ya Mkale anaitwa Samwel Kipsang, inshort "Samsang" I thought you should know 😂😂
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What is your worst sex experience?
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Who is your favorite Dj? Dj Grauchi or. Ruffest DJ Moh
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If jealousy had a Face☺️😂
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What part of adult life has surprised you the most?
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"kuna deal flani nangoja iivane" is the most misused lie in Kenya😅😂
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Chinese baby born too early Sudden Lee
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Ukiwa karau alafu upatane na ex ni mamapima anauza changaa
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Mbona nimekutuma soda litre moja ukaleta ikiwa nusu hapa?😏😲 Lastborn: Ilikua mzito nikakunywa
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Watu wa Nairobi wako almost kukuja tuanze kuwapeleka choo usiku na torch😂💔
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Wale wasee hatupendi kuosha vyombo😆😂
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Wadau, natafuta pahali pa kuweka bar niko na walevi tayari😹😹🏃
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If 1 USD is clocking 200 ksh, where is Kenya heading?
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Pahali imefika itabidi nicheze na kerosene kiasi kwa food😆💔
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This cheetah was caught over speeding!
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Scenes after jogoo imeanza kuskiza wakadinali😂💀
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@martinsstony
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Ukiingia Choo za public na ukose kale ka msumari😂💔
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Zimeshika adi Anashikiliwa😂
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Another sign of poverty is attending zile church watu wanatolewangwa mapepo 😁😀
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If her menstrual cycle changes, she cheated. Thazol!
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Leo nimeanguka na nduthi,walai ka si Molar ningepoteza meno Canine hivi...💔😂
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Unasota mpaka ukiskiza heartbeats zako unaskia "Debt debt debt debt"😂😂😂💀💔
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At Age 20-25 years hapa ni silent battles na depression..
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Hakuna watu hukuwa kwa stable relationship kama hawa husema "heri nyinyi " those guys are winning in private😂
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Nani ashai ona mkalee muislamu?😂
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Only in Kenya mtu anakuuliza "ni saa ngapi?" Ukimjibu "ni saa kumi" anakwambia "Alaa, saa kumi ilifika saa ngapi?"
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Pastor: Look at your neighbour and tell him God has paid your debt. Me and my landlord:
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Anabet na WiFi ya kanisa ndio nimuonee huruma😂💔
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"ebu weka Aljazeera tuone huyo Mathe wa Ngara"😂😂
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What if 8 ni ZERO imefunga mshipi😂😂 Think abourrrit
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