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Built my bootstrapped business to $52M, sold a controlling stake to PE, and now an advisor. Founder of . Sharing about the journey.

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🎉 Big news: Today we sold a controlling interest in Shepherd, valuing the business at $52 million. I’m hanging onto 13.5% and will sit on the board. I’m stepping down as CEO — in my place we’ve hired Petar Nedyalkov as Shepherd’s new CEO. He joins us from Ease[dot]com where…
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No more kids for me. My wife had the jokes when I got home from the doctor today. 😆
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I still have my balls you idiots. The amount of trolls in here is insane. For those that appreciate the humor… thank you. A vasectomy is an incredibly minor procedure. If you’re done having kids, I’d encourage any man to do it.
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My dentist’s reception desk is manned by a woman in the Philippines on video. When you walk in, an iMac is facing you with her on camera to check you in. Owner said he struggled with high turnover and bad employees. Philippines woman has been flawless by comparison.
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My new home office is complete.
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@ecomAkib You do realize nothing changes for the male, right? I just won’t have any more kids than my 2.
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@El_Jerry1997 I still have my balls you idiot.
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@mogulized Low IQ tends to do that to you.
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My library room is complete! (minus filling it with all my books) Before / after
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8 weeks ago I hired a personal chef for my family. 👨‍🍳 It's been the best thing I've delegated recently. - Healthy meals all week - Saved time (no more cooking or deciding what to eat) - Improved quality of life Here's how much it all cost:
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My wife and I just finished building out our home gym. Pretty happy with how it turned out.
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My dentist's reception desk is manned by a woman in the Philippines on video. When you walk in, an iMac is facing you with her on camera to check you in. The owner said he previously struggled with high turnover and bad employees. This woman in the Philippines has been…
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A stunning stat I read today: 70% of wealthy families lose their wealth by the 2nd generation, and 90% by the 3rd.
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@stephenolmon 100% these kids are Andrew Tate worshipping dorks with ‘The Game’ on their nightstand next to their bottle of lotion. 😂
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@mustacheZac Do you even know what a vasectomy is
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@El_Jerry1997 You’re an idiot. I wanted to do it to make sure I didn’t have any surprises. Happy with my 2 kids. Nothing changes for the male, no change in testosterone. Thanks for the sarcastic concern, tough guy. B
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@ZebraCat20 and why is that
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🤯I just signed a legal contract that was written by AI (OpenAI's ChatGPT) After I signed, the other party let me know AI wrote the whole contract from a few terms they told it to include.
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We’re finally moving into our new house next month. It’s been a 16 month build.
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My wife and I just finished our backyard project. Before / after
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There are currently 1,606 G Wagon’s for sale on AutoTrader right now. That’s more than I’ve ever seen. Crypto boys are hurting.
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🌲 We’ve finally finished The Oslo cabin! View some of my favorite architectural details inside & out. 👇 (professional photos coming soon)
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@faraz_r_khan Doing my part to feed the trolls.
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My new pandemic hobby is browsing monthly rentals in Bali for 2021. Most of these are ~$3k per month.
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Our cabin is almost done! 📡 Starlink internet tomorrow 🧼 Final cleaning Thursday 🛋 Furniture install next week
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My dream office is basically a loft above a garage full of cars — enough space for me and a few local friends to co-work. I just put a deposit to build just that down the road from my home. It will be done in 2024. Will look similar to this:
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Over 265,000 people in the United States have a net worth of $30 million or more. 265 thousand people. That number doesn’t even make it sound that rare.
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My wife and I have started to consider the idea of moving away from Texas. Cities were considering: - Raleigh, NC - Nashville, TN (Brentwood area?) - Charlotte, NC - St. Louis, MO (Ladue area) Anything else that’s similar we should consider? We want big TREES, great nature,…
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🏡 Investment property update: $150k purchase New tenant in for $1,695/mo on 2 year lease. All utilities paid by them. Mortgage, taxes, insurance = $818/mo = 20%+ annual cash yield
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Woot! My offer was just accepted on this investment property in Missouri. 4 bed, 2 bath, 2 living, 1 awesome outdoor bar space.
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@averbs I told her no take backs.
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@endimem_music Have a sense of humor.
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My home office got some upgrades.
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@Depraved_Lunat Are you being serious? A vasectomy is not castration 🤡
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@Bigdaddybit78 congratulations! I have 2 and they're the best. Just don't want more.
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While looking for investment properties in St. Louis, I stumbled on this gem: $349,000 for 28,000 sqft. It’s a former catholic school that needs a rehab. Could be 15-20 apartments.
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Checked off a goal today. I just made my 13-year-old self very proud and ordered a car. I’ve always wanted one. Now I wait 7-9 months for it to be built.
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@JLidorsey So many stupid trolls that actually think a vasectomy is having your balls removed 😂
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Woot! My offer was just accepted on this investment property in Missouri. 4 bed, 2 bath, 2 living, 1 awesome outdoor bar space.
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Last night our Villa was broken into with us all inside. It happened at 3am. We rented a nice villa in Marbella, Spain for a month. They came into the main bedroom where my wife and I were sleeping. We heard rummaging through our closet — initially I thought it was my son…
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@gaingreenbx163 People need to learn to have a sense of humor.
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🏝 Landed in Bali where I’ll be for a while. Here’s 3 things that have blown my mind so far: 1. An LTE sim card with 37GB of data for 1 month is roughly $8.45 USD 2. A 1 hour massage at your home is $14 USD 3. Any food you want can be delivered for $1 USD
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@eqninja This isn’t Only Fans bro
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🤯 Today I learned GoldenEye 007 for the N64 was created by only 9 people, and the multiplayer mode was built by just 1 guy in a month.
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@matthewhcullen A close friend got his wife pregnant days before his vasectomy. *pain to the chest*
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This year I promised myself i would pay for help around the house. Hiring a chef has been the best investment for us.
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My #1 iOS feature request: Mark as unread for iMessage
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9 months
Our chef comes Tuesdays and does a full day of cooking in our kitchen. Average cost so far to have a personal chef: ~$260/week in labor ~$250/week in groceries Total cost = $2,147 per month to have a personal chef!
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2 years
Today I learned the quote “a jack of all trades is a master of none” has more to it, which changes the meaning back to a compliment. “A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.” To all the generalists, keep doing what you’re doing!
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3 years
I’m in Miami this week. I can see why all of San Francisco tech would move here. No contest, it’s a better lifestyle.
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@jmsteiner8 lol pretty sure that’s my kitchen in the background. Nice try on the “gotcha” though.
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- Writes long Twitter thread about hard-won business learnings: +5 followers - Tweets about ordering a Lambo: +400 followers 🤷🏼‍♂️ Now I understand why charlatans use exotic cars in their sales videos.
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2 years
This is the story of how 2 strangers from across the world met to build a fully remote business with 100+ employees generating 7-figures in annual profits. 👇
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I did something I’ve always wanted to do: I hired a personal chef for my family. It was much cheaper than I expected. It’s about $36/hr. They will come once a week and cook 3-5 healthy meals in our kitchen in 1 session. Might increase to twice a week.
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The douchiest sales tactic I constantly see guys say after you haven’t replied to their 5th cold email: “At this point I’ll assume increasing sales isn’t a priority for you right now” Okay jerk.
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Our chef cooks in our kitchen every Tuesday for the entire day. She arrives at 10am and is done by 5pm. She typically makes: - 2 breakfast options - 2 lunch options - 4 dinner options We eat on all of it throughout the week.
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@SpiritofPines Yeah try to eat pretty healthy. No way I’m eating most of this junk food. She bought it all for the joke.
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@iluminatibot Lol @ net worth of 500 trillion.
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I bought land in Oklahoma 7 months ago ago for $69k. Today I sold it for $125k. Did I do this NFT flip right?!
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It was a long search for this classic. My new 911 Carrera S. Last of the air cooled generation in the last year they made it. Fun fact: I fell in love with the 993 generation 911 after doing a 1700+ mile road trip in my cousin's a couple years ago. Prior to that I didn’t quite…
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Our spending on eating out has gone down because of this, so the total cost of hiring a chef is netting out to be a bit cheaper than I originally expected. We no longer have to think about what's for dinner. There's always something healthy and delicious for us in the fridge.
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Here she is: my new 2022 Lamborghini Huracan Evo RWD in Verde Citrea. This thing is wild fun!
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I told Finn to give me 20
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@levitijerina I have a close friend that got his wife pregnant days before his vasectomy.
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🔥I'm excited to announce our newest PEEL product: The Brass Touch Tool – open doors & press buttons without touching them. Order here 👉
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The state of entrepreneurship in 2023 (see the plate)
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😃 Life update: I’ve decided to stop doing the “digital nomad” thing. For the last 5 month my wife and I got to see some beautiful places around the world. We had planned to do this for all of 2019. However, we decided to stop for a few reasons...
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I scaled my bootstrapped agency from 0 to 100+ employees in 24 months. 📈 Here’s 10 things we did to scale fast:
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👶🏼 My wife and I are having a baby boy this September!
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@soz @mustacheZac Nice attempt at trolling, Zac. I wish you the best in becoming a real macho man.
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Each week she creates a menu and texts it to my wife and I. Sometimes we request adjustments based on what we're feeling. She buys the groceries on our behalf and bill us later. After cooking, all dishes are in the fridge with labels. The kitchen is left spotless.
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@Depraved_Lunat Over here having a laugh and icing my balls.
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Our chef does this for 5 other families (1 on each day of the week). To find her, I used Google, Yelp, and local Facebook Groups. I narrowed it down to 3 candidates. Ultimately I found ours via a neighborhood FB group.
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10 years ago I started a bootstrapped startup studio. Since then... • I've had products fail + companies acquired • Delegated everything so I no longer have a daily role • Generated millions in annual profits Here's a breakdown of all my businesses and how they got started:
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@jkostecki_rei We left dude. It’s a vacation home. Never coming back.
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Turns out, there isn’t an asset in the known universe that’s actually a hedge for inflation
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💻🌎New blog post: How I Run My 7-Figure E-Commerce Business Remotely This one is all about how I've automated a lot of our business and streamlined whats left using a very small team. We've averaged over $600,000+ in revenues per employee annually.
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Our baby boy Finn Louis Haas is here and perfectly healthy. Jaimie is doing great too. We’re so in love with our chunky guy. Becoming a dad is the best. A++ highly recommended!
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@amNebula42 He's a crypto guy
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My agency can help your small business find someone amazing in the Philippines:
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Some of the best money I’ve ever spent: I hired a team of professional organizers to pack my entire house in 1 day. Having them unpack and organize us in the new house.
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I just locked 2.5% on a 30-year fixed mortgage refinance 🤯 Interest rates are silly right now. Look at historic mortgage rates over the last 49 years.
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I’m beginning to think that many of the people on Twitter can’t actually predict the movement of the stock market.
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The modern cabin my wife and I designed is now finished and ready to rent! Book it here for your next getaway 👇
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I'm launching a new business tomorrow. 🤫 Hint: it's an agency
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@FunkCityGuy I have 2 kids under 3. Wrangling kids while trying to cook is tough at this stage of life.
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The first photo of my Lamborghini coming off the production line in Italy.
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@Peter_Balfour21 Just ice and staying off your feet for 2 days. Was pretty easy.
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2021 Year In Review – The Year I Delegated Everything This year I delegated almost everything in my 3 companies. I no longer have a day-to-day role. I ordered my dream car, we broke ground on our cabin, and Dad life was fun. Here's what went well and what didn't:
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@courtstarr Yeah California is beautiful but I can’t stomach the taxes.
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Staying at this modern cabin in the woods for a few days for a much needed break.
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Woo! Just had my offer accepted for this beautiful 4-family investment property in St. Louis. Think I’m going to start blogging about these.
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Last week I did a "Dopamine Detox" for 7 days after my friend @awilkinson raved about it. Here's what I did: - No social media (deleted apps) - No email on iPhone - No TV - No podcasts or music - No iPhone when with wife & kid - Left iPhone in other room when working
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Introducing my next big project: A collection of modern luxury cabins for rent. Located in the pine woods of Broken Bow, we’re breaking ground on our 1st or 2 cabins soon. We’re calling the brand ofHaas. Check it out 👇
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I’ve decided to put Peel for sale. (My e-commerce brand ) The business turned 10 years old last month. We’re best known for creating the original super thin case. If you’re a serious buyer (7-figures) DM or email me marshall @needwant .com
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5 years ago today we bought these 2 buildings in downtown St. Louis. They’ve turned out to be a great cashflow investment.
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🏠🔨The pace of construction in Texas is bonkers. This is 14 days of progress on my house: August 14th → 28th
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