Actually greeting! First thing I did was phone my dad. So proud of my club right now. I was 15 the last time we won this cup. I'm 50 now. Can't believe it. So happy right now. WE DID IT! @AberdeenFC 🏆

I don't even check my till receipts anymore. I'm resigned to the fact that everything is just so fucking expensive.

In the pub. First time in God knows how long 🫣

Right Move using Castle Aarrggh in their adverts. #IYKYK @rightmove @montypython

Had that new sock feeling today. Also breaking in a new pair of work shoes. Life is a double-edged sword sometimes.

When will this end? 😫🌧

José Mourinho: "I was ten years old when my father was fired on Christmas Day. He was a soccer coach, and his team’s results weren’t good. They had lost a match one or two days before Christmas. On Christmas Day, while we were sitting at the table for lunch, the phone rang. A

Their spirit will never die. The Flowers of Manchester, forever.

"Don't forget to scan your rewards card." Serious question here, @asda. Why?

When @FulhamFC equalised against @ManUtd... #TooSoon

Been getting the same '21 days' nonsense since October. 3 months is completely unacceptable @VirginMoney.

The greatest league in the world? 😴

So @BBCScotland Hogmanay show isn't live then? When do they record it, and have an audience pretending to count down to the bells?

They don't make adverts as good as this anymore! https://t.co/NdTU9OaCNH

If Hearts win the league, @ScotlandSky and @BBCSportScot should bin all their so-called experts with 'old firm' connections for a fresh lineup of east coast pundits. It's time for change!

A quadruple for Celtic 🤭

Remember when football was just about the game itself, and not all these pointless stats? What difference does xG actually make?

On tonight's news, Hearts are falling apart again.

Me after physio this morning. Will be sore again in the morning no doubt about it 😖

Hill Dickinson sounds worse than Sports Direct Arena @ St James Park 🤮

50,663 at ibrox yesterday. Really?