I can't wait for the next four years of Vanity Fair, Cosmo, and fashion articles telling us all that behind every powerful woman like Kamala Harris, there is a fashion and beauty icon like Stephen Emhoff, and how we can have his look for cheap.

What the hell is with the audio mix on the second episode of Fallout’s season 2? The dialogue is way behind all the other sounds like music and sound effects. On a 5.1 setup, even the “ambient sound” is louder than dialogue. I expect more from a company flexing the MGM name.

I believe the current plan of the elite who own all the grocery store chains is to just starve us out.

If we can begin every weekend with footage of Jake Paul and Andrew Tate being punched in the face by superior athletes and men, then the world would be heading in the correct direction.

The Epstein Files shouldn’t be about sides of aisles, they should be about sides of morales.

The second worst part of any tragedy is the lineup of people that end up interviewed on the news saying, “I was in the vicinity of the location that tragic thing happened mere months before. So lucky I wasn’t there when it happened.”

Year 21 of Apple Devices and “Other” being synonymous with the question of “what the hell is taking up all the space on my phone/watch/computer?” Hey Tim, instead of making plates for the Sentient Cheeto, how about directing your software engineers to figure that problem out.

#JohnCenasLastMatch

The final moments of Cena’s last match.

Someday they will tell tales of the fast food restaurants of yesteryear that would put more than one single ply napkin in with your order of grease and fat infused food.

I did not have Apple using a Flight of the Conchords song, let alone one of their greatest songs in an iPhone ad on my 2025 BINGO card.

It’s 2025: I think it’s time we stop standing behind sports broadcasters and waving at the camera as they talk about the current game.

The best news for Younghoe Lee is that he can now look like early 1990s Sean Young, which is not bad at all.

Nostradamus was the Mike Judge of his day.

It’s that time of year where you don’t feel awkward buying Merci chocolates.

I have a “theory” about who the mystery man was.

Terrible drivers and pathetic babies reside in Barrhaven. https://t.co/8ElVbdy2E7

I think it is safe to say that night driving has become an infuriating and dangerous excursion with the advent of these ridiculous LED headlights. For all the fascination with our deaths car manufacturers show in their adverts, headlight induced blindness is not on the parlance.

People that live above you and walk on their heels should be removed from society and put on islands.

Pam Bondi looked so tired in the press conference today. I guess staying up all night redacting the same 11 letters in a row out of the Epstein files over and over again will do that.

Hard to imagine in a world of so much sports betting that a call so bad could cost a team a game. The National Refball League is well in season.