This is pure evil. Nothing else.

Trump announces he lied about Project 2025 within hours of being declared the winner. Marinate in it Trumpers.

Me to the aliens if I’d been at the Miami mall:

no one appreciates this show enough

breaking news: twitter user has the worst day of his life

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

The only thing harder to get in the US than Taylor Swift tickets is an abortion.

Russia attacking Poland and maybe starting WWIII trending lower than Taylor Swift fans mad Ticketmaster isn’t letting them buy presale is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

and they're all waiting in a ticket queue right now

If Chick Fil A was in charge of the Ticketmaster queue I would’ve had Taylor Swift tickets within MINUTES just saying

y’all 😭💀

2 sause long

What are the two longest rivers in the world? “The one named after the One Direction guy.., Niall” 😂 @NiallOfficial

norm has just finished reading the communist manifesto

Nah man, how have they not arrested this man yet

https://t.co/0coNEvXimc