What the heck @ClimeRadar ?

Woop woop. Big improvements. Shame this only in Azure SQL (for now I hope!)

Why….

This will end in 5 days so please hurry up!

Are you a member of Data York and going to SQLBits? Get in touch to get your exclusive 5% discount. #sqlbits #discount #sqlserver #azure

Oh please someone hire him so he stops posting these! Seriously though. He’s really good. Hire him.

Magic!

Do you use Azure SQL Database and want to get real-time alerts on your mobile when there are data problems without any tools? Azure SQL Database can call external REST (API) endpoints, making it easy to integrate with data sources, which could be a good… https://t.co/pYMHAw5GYu

The recently announced SQL Server 2022 will allow for PAYG billing through Azure. This means you should be able to deploy SQL Server 2022 on-prem and pay monthly for what you use instead of a massive upfront invoice. It should also make it easier to handl… https://t.co/qiLcEmlypp

A new #backdoor (#virus) uses #sqlserver to get into your entire network. How secure are your SQL Servers? Better be safe than sorry!

So, Microsoft, you may recall popups did not get anyone very far in the history of advertising. In fact, the effect was always quite the opposite and so I removed anything Bing related from my computers. #microsoft #advertising

Chris Williams from Advancing Analytics was talking about #databricks and #datalakes at our #DataYork #meetup yesterday. Lots of lessons learned. Thank you, Chris! Follow us for the next meetup. https://t.co/bq4wCW1FpO

Just a gentle reminder that this is happening tomorrow. Come and join us for a pint in York (and maybe listen to Chris Williams talk about Data Lakes and Databricks) #data #dataanalytics York Professionals

If the front trunk is called frunk, why isn’t the back trunk called brunk?

Check out this Meetup: Chris Williams explores the Data Lakehouse with Databricks https://t.co/0RC7GDlDPy #Meetup #York via @Meetup

Interested in #datalakes and #databricks ? Come and join us in York on August 25th:

Check out this Meetup: Chris Williams explores the Data Lakehouse with Databricks https://t.co/THEtaKHvbP #Meetup #York via @Meetup

Once it’s all over, we’re left with semi-spent fuel everywhere, still highly flammable. How is this is even allowed to be sold!

Two cubes lasted about 30 seconds, didn’t even give the charcoal good start.

We’re rebooting York Data Platform Usergroup tomorrow. Come and join us online #york #data #sqlserver